Quest for ONE Part 3

Q3: The Button

EPISODE 2 HERE!

With Johnny Bingo's victory in the elimination tag last episode, he gets to decide his match in the main event tonight. Bingo wastes no time after making his entrance [still carrying the small mystery box marked with the red 'D'] calling out Jack Dod, LRI and Tod Petngild. Harsh words spoken, and hard feelings all around- but Bingo calls out Tod Petngild ONE on ONE for the main event. Tod almost faints as the others drag him off shocked at the decision.
The opening bout features Marko Crocop in his official pro wrestling debut vs. Mr. Pants, who as a very young animal themed wrestler is sure to go far.

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Yes, who would have thought a 17 year old dressed like a kitty would be beaten savagely by a no-nonsense pro-wrestling despising Croatian....
Everyone.
It is the way of the world, get used to it.
After Marko spends time arguing with the fans, trying to convince them to leave the Busch Boys music hits the arena and the next match is underway. The Busches are sporting NEW PANTS and quickly remind the crowd (verbally) how awesome they are and how no one can beat them etc. etc. there opponents are Spaceship Yamato and He-Mano two of the smaller and stranger BINGO-1 competitors. Raz Busch stays out for the majority of the match letting Big Duz do the major work. Duz can't keep the upper hand for long and He-Mano and Yamato take the victory after a few major double team moves (a combo Yamato splash/Manosault, and a double plancha) followed by a surprise ManoCLUTCH.
The BINGOTRON then shows a vignette of the 'Danger Man' Arinreich walking the mean streets in preparation for the Q-1 tournament and challenging everyone he meets (with mixed results) He was pinned by an old lady and a pack of 5 year olds... but he did blindside a skinny guy tying his shoes and pinned a cyclist that was hit by a car.
The next match is an 8-man tag event with HÅNK/crIs/Bruiser Brady and Dan Hanson vs. JD Delphin/DF Allen/Beenie the Bear and The Crusher. crIs makes his way to the ring wearing a neck brace but HÅNK makes him take it off before the match starts. After the severe beatings crIs has taken over the past few weeks, I'm surprised he can make it out to wrestle. I mean he has been knocked out in almost every match he's been in apart from the matches where his head was the primary focus of attacks. The match comes off well. Brady ends up holding DF Allen for Hanson to LARIAT, but DF ducks out- and so does Brady! crIs on the apron gets the full brunt of the blow and goes screaming off into the guardrail and hits his... head! (3 pints for the correct answer) Beenie throws him/her/itself at HÅNK knocking them trough the ropes while the Crusher tackles Hanson to the outside. JD and DF pummel on Brady and after a double team FISH-MAN BUSTAH, DF takes the win with a GHETTO DROP->Moonsault combo. crIs is helped to the back twitching and gibbering.

INTERMISSION
The members of EGO inc. Stevie Cool and Big Ben come out again and challenge anyone in the audience to slam Big Ben. Then they call out the locker room, they Stevie actually calls Magnus Ver Magnussen on his cell phone. Magnus says he will, but since he's not there (and there's a time limit) Stevie calls him a loser and hangs up.

Back from the intermission with a women's Championship 3-way. Champion Jenny McLanahan vs. long time challenger Tiger Girl 2 and the recently reinstated Robin Robins (now billed as ROBYNZ) It should be mentioned that her suspension due to the intake of massive amounts of illegal substances and dealings with various scumbags might have to do with her curent look- which is 'beater than an indy ring girl' Jenny makes short work of the match with 'ROBYNZ' seemingly off her ass all Jenny does is keep on Tiger Girl 2 until she throws her out of the ring.Jenny goes for ROBYNZ but ROBYNZ flings a baggy of white powder into her face. Jenny reels backwards, but instead of attempting to do anything, ROBYNZ just snorts and licks the powder off Jenny's face. Jenny throws her back, but she just lunges forward again and again. Tiger Girl 2 grabs ROBYNZ and delivers a TIGGER DREEVER, but Jenny is too quick and dropkick TG2 in the face and makes the cover for the win. Jenny keeps blinking and trying to wipe the powder off her face.
The next match was scheduled as one fall for the Q-1 tournament qualifyers: PPP and El Justiciero. PPP changes the rules, however and makes the match best of 3 falls, hoping to prove his sup-p-p-p-reority, and not to deprive the crowd of watching him beat up a [bleeped racial slur] (for which Justiciero slapped him in the mouth)
So the match begins-

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-and PPP's record remains consistent. Forever victorious in his own mind alone. He had some chances but Justiciero was too tough and experienced to even let a much bigger opponent defeat him.
The Main Event is next with Johnny Bingo making his way down to the ring (still carrying that damn box her got from the masked man). It takes almost 2 minutes of music before Tod Petngild finally is pushed out to ringside in full 'battle gear' by Jack Dod, Stuart Robinson and VD Dod. Bingo holds the ropes open, and beckons him in but it's still minutes before Tod finally gets shoved into the ring.
The match begins and Tod lunges in with a flurry of weak looking elbow, just hammering on the unimpressed Johnny Bingo. Bingo sends Petngild sprawling with a vicious elbow of his own and then stomps the hell out of him. Jack Dod and LRI jump onto the apron bu are each dumped off in turn o the joy of the fans. Petngild tries to attack Bingo from behind with a chair, but Bingo barely feels it and just sends Tod sprawling out again with a forearm uppercut. Bingo hoists Petngild up onto his shoulder and walks him around the ring- then drives him to the mat with a BINGO ARCADE! Bingo backs off and starts pumping up the crowd- he signals for the BINGO BOMBAH! Tod is slowly getting to his feet. slooowly....sloowly... Jack Dod runs over to the timekeepers table and they call for the bell! -wtf?
Jack tells Bingo (and the crowd) that Bingo wasn't specific enough with his challenge so the match was booked as only having a 5 minute time limit! (Blatant BS, and a bit of a stretch -but Jack's a dick so deal with it.) Johnny Bingo shakes his head and the crowd chants and boo's. Jack goes on to say there is one more match tonight. Jack Dod, Stuart Robinson, VD, Tod Petngild, Sam Bastard, HOCK, Big Ben and Stevie Cool versus JOHNNY BINGO! LRI rushes the ring first, then Jack Dod while the other ambushers stream out form the backstage area. Johnny Bingo does his best to fight them all off but he's being swarmed! Johnny Bingo is busted wide open! Even Tod Petngild (holding his neck) is getting shots in! TAX runs out from the back! The Incredible Ohdie runs out from the back! Twinky McLanahan runs out from the back, but it's still not enough!
Johnny Bingo is trown from the ring and followed out by LRI. Johnny charges Stuart into VD who crashes into the ringpost! Stuart charges at Bingo but Bingo manages to back-body drop Stuart over the railing and onto the concrete and the screaming crowd. Johnny Bingo staggers over to the announcers table and grabs the mystery box! he opens it reveal a jolly red button! Bingo looks at the crowd and jams the button! The button flashes red as the arena light lights begin to flash on and off. Music Begins to play:

-as the BINGOTRON flashes on and shows a mighty warship hurtling through the water right towards the screen! Pyro hits one after another as the lights flash on and off red and white with the beat! There's someone atop the BINGOTRON!
.... IT'S THE DESTROYER! Smoke and lights and fire and the DESTROYER! The Destroyer looks out at the ring- he speaks!
Destroyer: "Johnny Bingo! You have called me and I have seen! You have shown me and I have come! A person in trouble against impossible odds- is a friend of the DESTROYER!"
The Destroyer grabs hold of a cable and zip-lines to the ring taking out Big Ben and HOCK in the process! The Destroyer starts laying into the villians, an unstoppable force; as Twinky, TAX, and Bingo rally! It seems that good will win the day as the heels are pushed back and out of the ring, but Jack Dod escapes the clutches of the Destroyer and hits him low -HARD (kicked hit nuts into his ears hard) the Destroyer goes down and Jack just lays into him. Tax and Twinky pry him off as Bingo takes care of anyone with any fight left in them. Jack Dod and the rest look back as they head off leaving the heroes to the cheers of the crowd!

THIS IS BINGO-1!