QUEST for ONE #2

BINGO-1
QUEST for ONE #2
Part One HERE!















[The BINGO-1 crowd is ready for action as BINGO HALL is packed to the rafters after the incredible: BINGO-1: QUEST FOR ONE -Part One!]

The BINGOtron flashes to life.

Johnny Bingo in full business gear is shown entering a mysterious building.

He walks down a long hallway- into a huge office.

He approaches a massive oak desk- he's speaking, but there is no audio.

A figure reclining in a leather office chair turns to face him.

He is masked and in a full business suit.

He seems pleased to see Johnny Bingo.

The two shake hands and Johnny is offered a seat.

Johnny speaks emphatically and the mystery man listens patiently, but whatever Johnny Bingo has asked- the masked man shakes his head 'no'.

Johnny Bingo seems disappointed, but gets up to leave.

He turns and heads for the door.

The masked man stops him and hands him a small package.

It's cardboard and with a red 'D' emblazoned on the top.

Johnny Bingo seems pleased and the two shake hands again.

The BINGO-1 logo flashes in and out as the entrance music hits for the opening bout!





[BINGO-1 superstar crIs- having suffered a tremendous beating at the last show, with both Sam Bastard and HOCK targeting his head and neck, now has a chance at a measure of revenge as he takes on the mentally unbalanced HOCK. It should be mentioned that despite being injured at the last event, crIs's partner HÅNK insisted he have this match tonight. "-To teach crIs how to be HÅNK."]

MATCH #1- HOCK vs. crIs






[BINGO-1 staff rush to the ring to check on crIs as HOCK takes the time to chew on the ring ropes and pose for the photographers at ringside. crIs is carried out on a stretcher and we are ready for our next match!]


[The next match is the classic Davey vs. Goliath contest With 'The Critical Kid' Randy Scrimps himself taking on the Giant ego of EGO inc. BIG BEN. BIG BEN has something to prove in this- his first official match in BINGO-1- while Randy hopes to impress the front office with another gutsy performance.]

MATCH #2- Randy Scrimps vs. Big Ben







[Randy Scrimps is down and down HARD. Big Ben stands back while the ref checks Scrimps and calls for the bell! The other half of EGO inc. Stevie Cool makes his way down to the ring applauding. The two take a moment to celebrate before Stevie decides to send another message. He motions towards Randy and Big Ben attacks again! Big Ben takes a running start and crushes down Hard with a giant-sized splash! Stevie start booting Scrimps and the two work him over before BINGO-1 staff can clear them out of the ring. THey leave to a nice round of boo'ing and the stretcher is brought out again.
two matches and two calls to the EMT's, BINGO-1 is an apparently dangerous place!]


[The BingoTRON flashes to life again this time showing DODS! The crowd boos at once on seeing backstage images of Iggy Dod and the mysterious masked Dodmask!

Iggy: 'Listen, I'm telling you- it's under control!"

DM: (with his russian accent) "-but hao can you be sure that we kin get aweigh with thyis?"

Iggy: "Simple we aren't Iggy Dod and Dodmask..."

[the camera pulls back to show Iggy Dod and Dodmask not in their usual ring gear]

IGGY: "We're not even using our NAMES."

DM: "Well I yam."

IGGY: "-but that's not a name anyone who knows you knows."

DM: "I suppose."

IGGY: -and besides what are the odds of Jack bumping into us? I mean-"

[Jack Dod walks past in the far background. He's taped up and talking to a little
douchbag looking guy. He looks over, stops and seems puzzled.]

IGGY: "-it's a big hall, and he's got more important things to-"

JACK: (calling over from down the hall) "HEY! Hey you two!"

[Iggy and Dodmask recognize the voice at once. Not turning around, Iggy whips a mask over his face while Dodmask tears the mask OFF his face. Jack approaches, little guy in tow.]

JACK: "Hey, you guys- "

[The two turn to face him, nervous.]

JACK: "-which way is the main office from here?"

IGGY: "-er.. down the hall, second left, then go to the end of the hallway."

JACK: "-uh-huh, -thanks."

[Jack turns and Iggy and Dodmask relax. Jack suddenly turns back."

JACK: "Waaaait a minute. Do I know you?"

[Jack looks up at Dodmask walking right up to him. Studying him closely.]

DM: "I-I do not thyink so, my friend. I-I am not from thyese hyere parts..."

JACK: (Still staring at him intently) "Where are you..from?"

DM: (sweating trying to think of an answer) "er-ah- MYITCHIGAN!"

JACK: "Michigan."

DM: "Yes, yes, I yam from Myitchigan!"

JACK: (nodding) "I've never really BEEN to Michigan."

DM: (nodding) "I know."

JACK: "-what?"

DM: "I uh... I know you have nyever been. I would have remembered if the world famous
Jyack Dod came to Myitchigan!"

JACK: "Sure you would. - and what are you supossed to be?"

[Jack turns on Iggy. sidling right up to him, looking him up and down.]

IGGY: "I uhm- I -ahem- I am LaRD! The uh, high flying uh.. flyer."

JACK: "Lard?"

IGGY: "uh yeah, LaRD.."

[Jack stares at Iggy for a moment. Right in the eyes. Then burst out in wild laughter. He almost doubles over and eventually Iggy and Dodmask awkwardly start to laugh along. Iggyand Dodmask seem confidant that they pulled it off. Jack speaks as he calms down and straightens up.]

JACK: "Iggy. Iggy Dod."

IGGY: "Wh-what?!"

[Jack puts his arm around Iggy and pulls him close.]

JACK: "Iggy Dod. He's another chubsy little loser like you. (snicker) Maybe I'll have to start calling HIM LARD!"

[Jack starts laughing again.. then stops, looks over at Iggy (who smiles sheepishly) then shoves him away, and continues down the hallway without looking back as the little guy rushes after him. Iggy and Dodmask stare after him until he's completely out of site then they both seem to deflate- wiping their brows and shaking their heads.]



MATCH #3- Busch Boys vs. LaRD-Aleks Dodstva






[WOW! The 'Dod' team shows the teamwork that makes champions and take out one of the premiere tag-teams of BINGO-1! LaRD and Alexi celebrate in the ring to cheers from the appreciative BINGO-1 fans- until--



-and they rush out of there like they were hiding something.]



[Jack Dod bursts out from the backstage area to a good deal of boo-love, followed by the members of LRI Stuart Robinson and VD Dod and that random little douche-looking guy. Stuart and VD are bandaged up like Jack, and for those of you that didn't see last show there was an absolute war in the BINGO-1 ring. Johnny Bingo was somehow able to overcome and take the win... -but in a match like that was NO ONE really wins.
Although losing to Bingo last show really hasn't seemed to affect Jack's mood all that much, as he takes the mic and adresses the crowd.]

JACK: "JOHNNY... BINGO! You and I have unfinished business Bingo~! I want a match with you tonight Johnny BINGO!"

[the crowd buzzes]

"I want an electrified cage match tonight, Bingo!"

[the crowd cheers]

"I want a no holds barred last man standing exploding texas deathmatch, against YOU Bingo- right here- TONIGHT!"

[crowd erupts]

"...UN-fortunately. I have not been medically cleared to compete.... Oh heck."

[crowd groans/boos]

"Aw, come on now-even an easily swayed pack of pull-my-string-and-i-just-squok parrot monkeys, should be able to cope with life's little disappointments. I mean- how do you think I feel?"

[boos]

"Don't worry yourselves... I'll DEAL. I am a former UWH champion, I AM CURRENT SPUNK PRO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Believe me, I'LL get by."

[groans/boos]

"-it's YOU I really worry about, I know how sensitive you are DEEP DOWN. That's why here with me today is- none other than TOD PETNGILD HIMSELF!"

[Jack motions over towards the little douchebag guy who nods his head. The crowd dosen't know who the hell he is.]

JACK: "TOOOOD... works for the network. THE network. THIS network. HE is officially HEAD of the BINGO-1 network team -and HE is here to make sure that YOU get what you WANT TO SEE."

[Jack bows and hands the mic over to TOD.The crowd doesn't react.]

TOD: "Thank you. I would just like to announce that tonight the main event will pit LRI against Johnny Bingo in a handicap match!"

[crowd boos. Tod looks around surprised, then looks at Jack for advice. Jack shrugs.]

TOD: "Er uhm, he said you'd like that- ehh... Johnny Bingo and the partner of his choice vs. LRI?"

[crowd boo's, but less than before. Jack stomps over and yanks the mic from the bewildered Petngild.]

JACK: "Ok, ok. I know what you want- you want me to get my ass kicked by that geriatric HAS BEEN and his-...."

[Jack composes himself.]

"Tonight. 8 man elimination tag. MY TEAM vs. BINGO's TEAM.
Winner gets the match of his choice next show. SAY IT."

[Jack throws the mic at Tod, but before he can say anything....]



[Johnny Bingo makes his way down the ramp.]

BINGO: (points at Jack) "Look you.... I don't know what your game is, but YOU'RE ON!"

[crowd cheers]

BINGO: "MY team will be: DF ALLEN, JD DELPHIN, the Crusher and.... ME."

[huge cheer from the crowd]

JACK: "Yeah, yeah, big hero.. but not so big. NOT THIS BIG!"

[Jack motions towards the entryway and



Big Caleb Dod emerges from the backstage! The only description that is needed is- BIG. Johnny Bingo looks down the ramp and at Caleb who stretches his arms out and grins.]

JACK: "Say hello to the ANCHOR of MY team."

[Bingo hops off the ramp and away from all of the Dod-related trouble.]

JACK: "That's right Johnny, you just head off and ice up your joints. It might hurt less when Caleb tears your arms off that way!"

[Jack laughs and Caleb flexes on the rampway, as LRI taunt everyone in the crowd from the turnbuckles. Bingo makes his way out and the Dods/LRI/Tod amble back down the ramp to jeers.]


BINGO INTERMISSION

now available!
BINGO-1 SHIRTS



[The BingoTRON flashes to life yet again to show the winner of the BINGO BATTLE ROYALE last show- ARINREICH stomping around in the backstage area. He stomps down the hall punching the air, grumbling to himself until he comes upon Johnny Bingo in the hallway conferring with DF, JD and Crusher most likely about tactics for the main event tonight. Arinreich stomps up behind Bingo and bops his shoulder.]

ARINREICH: "-Hey."

[Bingo glances behind him for a moment, nods and then goes back to planning with his team.]

ARYINREICH: "HEY!"

[Arinreich yanks Johnny Bingo around by the shoulder]

ARINREICH: "I WANNA TALK TO YOU!"

BINGO: "-what is it you nasty little toad? Can't you see I'm busy?"

ARINREICH: "Toad? TOad?! I'm the winner of the BBR! I'm in the title tournament! I am the greatest danger to all of BINGO-1!"

BINGO:"..........."

ARINREICH: "..........."

BINGO: "......and?"

ARINREICH: "-I'm not booked."

BINGO: "-sorry?"

ARINREICH: "I want a match!"

BINGO: "........ right. Fine, I don't have time to argue. Mr. Pants was looking to get out of his match up next. Get out there."

ARINREICH:".............!"

BINGO: "............NOW!"

ARINREICH: "Oh- right!"

[They all watch him run off in silence, 'till DF pipes up.]

DF: "Poor bastard."

JD: "Poor poor nasty man."


MATCH #4- Arinreich vs ???






[Well, that went about as would be expected. The fatman-mantank takes his bows as the BINGOTRON flickers back to life. Jenny McLanahan BINGO-1 WOMENS CHAMPION stands with Bob Dobs, BINGO-1 lead interview master.

DOBS: "Jenny, tonight you have your first title defense against the woman you beat for the title: Tiger Girl 2. How do you feel?"

JENNY: "-Surprised? It's all just happened. I'm still in shock I think... I guess sometimes you just get an opportunity, and I'm going to make the best of it. No way do I lose this title, tonight- or for a long time."

DOBS: "Well, good luck to you."

JENNY: "-thanks Bob."

DOBS: "Now right back to BINGO-1 action!"

MATCH #5- Jenny McLanahan vs Tiger Girl 2






[-And Jenny McLanahan shows that last shows victory was no fluke with a strong win over Tiger Girl!
The BINGOtron flashes on again, this time to show BINGO-1 superstar TAX standing with Bob Dobs.

DOBS: "TAX, tonight you face a powerful challenge in the form of Twinky McLanahan!"

TAX: "That's right, Bob Dobs- tonight I;m going to get the challenge that I've been wanting. After last show, I have a better idea of just how far I can push myself, and how far I can take things before I break- and I know that Twinky is a man that has taken it far beyond anything I might even hope to. So tonight, I'm going to put MYSELF to the test."

[TAX walks off and Bob Dobs sends it back to ringside]

MATCH #6 - Twinky vs. TAX




[Twinky McLanahan has put down TAX! The experience and the toughness of the elder McLanahan prove to much for the force of TAX. The two men shake hands and leave the ring better for the experience.

The Bingotron flashes alight to show Jack Dod and his team waiting backstage.]



JACK: "Right. Stuart and VD, you know what to do- we get Caleb in and he does what he does best. No one on Bingo's team can HOPE to stand up to him, not even Bingo himself. We play smart. I'm heading into the booth to call the action- and you all you know what to do."

[Tod pipes up]

TOD: "-but wait Jack, who's the 4th man on your team?"

JACK: (suprised) "You are!"

TOD: "ME?!"

JACK: "Who better? You told me how much you've always hated Bingo, always hated wrestling and how much you've always wanted to show what a power YOU can be!"

TOD: "Well, yes-but-"

JACK: "Caleb will do the work, you just stay out of it and enjoy the best seat in the house!"

TOD: "-y-yes! YES! I can DO that!"

JACK:(smiling)"-good."

[Jack walks off and the rest head to the ring]


MATCH #7- 8-Man Elimination Tag!







JOHNNY BINGO DOES IT AGAIN!
JOHNNY BINGO DOES IT AGAIN!
JOHNNY BINGO HAS HIS MATCH NEXT WEEK!
TOD PETNGILD IS OUT! LRI IS BRAWLING WITH DF AND JD!
BINGO-1 SECURITY IS OUT! JACK DOD IS THROWING TV MONITORS!
THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!

THIS IS BINGO-1!!!!!






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