Quest for ONE Part 4

Q4: Best Team Ever

PART 3 HERE!!


The show starts with Jack Dod, Stuart Robinson, and VD Dod explaining to the crowd how fun time is over and how it's only a matter of time before Johnny Bingo is driven out of wrestling. Then Stuart goes on how good he is and how L.R.I. is the best tag team ever - which brings out Johnny Bingo and DESTROYER! Bingo and Destroyer challenge L.R.I. to a tag match and the main event is ON!

The first match pits El Justiciero against Fighter Hayabu.
Not a very competitive match, with Justiciero running rings around Hayabu (who spent most of the match trying to get out of his fighter robes) before being made to submit to a Justice-lock.

The next match was in true garbage style and saw the unstable HOCK going up against the unstable, but nice JD Delphin. Marko Crocop was on for color commentary for the match and was shocked that the man bringing out thegarbage can full of things was not, in fact, the janitor.
JD and HOCK went back and forth using eveything they could get their hands on to bash each other with, brawl in the crowd, get bloodied up and basically go wild.
Marko was not amused, but the crowd seemed to enjoy it. JD came close to a win with a surprise DORSAL CLUTCH but it was HOCK that took the win with a running powerbomb onto a pile of stuff. Marko was made physically ill by the end of the match.

Up next was EGO inc. vs. Beenie the Bear and Mr. Pants the two animal themed fan favorites brought everything they had to fight off EGO inc., but when you are up against a giant and one of the smartest wrestlers in the game today you can't afford to make any mistakes.
The mistake came when Beenie and Mr.P's momentum was at it's peak. Beenie had Big Ben reeling after a few wild kicks as Mr. Pants and Stevie bashed it outside. Beenie climbed to the top rope but Stevie was there to shove him off- and into Big Ben who just dumped him down and flattened him with an elbow.1-2-3.

Next up is another Arinreich promo. This time Arinreich is out looking for a trainer- and runs across a RON-QWAN-DOJO (a card table over by the back bathrooms in a mall) with none other than the master of RON-QWAN-DOH himself: "Hotbody" Ronnie Dod. Ronnie agrees to teach Arinreich some secret techniques for $27 and it begins!
"You must go against what is know to find the truth within yourself"
Is said while Arinreich lopes down the up escalator and up the down escalator while Ronnie sits on the median in a mock-lotus position.
"You must be strong and still as with stillness comes strength"
Is said as a woman goes into a changing room only to scream when she sees Arinreich clinging on the ceiling.
"Listen to the water as the water is the source of life.. and water."
Is said while Arinreich stands in meditation in front of a water fountain.
"Now I will teach you- RON-QWAN-DOH kick!"
Ronnie flies across the mall with a dropkick that sends Arinreich into a kiosk: "Chip or crack in your windshield, si-ooorf!"
"Now you are ready. Attack me!"
Arinreich runs at Ronnie- who pokes him in the eye, headbutts him- and then smashes him with a chair knocking him out.
"Ninjas, bitch!"
Ronnie yells at him before running off.

Next up, is HÅNK and crIs vs. TAX and Randy Scrimps. HÅNK seems little concerned for crIs who seems to be having a great deal of trouble staying focused and even balanced. Head trauma is not your friend. HÅNK just keeps telling crIs to "-Make with the sucking it up" and keeps crIs in for more than his fair share of the match. HÅNK and crIs have a shot after a quick HÅNKensteiner on Randy swings momentum, but crIs and his odd behavior works against them as he starts poundin his chest and shaking the ropes and basically running wild all over. Allowing Scrimps to tag in the powerhouse TAX who promptly absorbs the sudden assault -then nearly flings crIs across the ring with a TAX BREAK. crIs gets up immediately(!), but then crumples into a heap.
TAX pins for an easy 3.


INTERMISSION
Autograph session by the concessions booth!
New DESTROYER merchandising!


The first match after intermission is one of the last qualifying matches for the BINGO-1 Title tournament. This match sets the veteran Sam Bastard against the young man with the big heart Sonny Siguri. Can Sonny best the bastard Bastard? -or will Bastard use his experience and willingness to drop opponents on their heads to his advantage?


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Sonny Siguri showed true fighting spirit even after being totally over matched going in. He had a very good run, but Sam Bastard was just too grizzled and nasty to be stopped.

The next match puts The Incredible Ohdie and Spaceship Yamato against the dastardly duo of Stan Hanson and Bruiser Brady! Ohdie and Yamato have something to prove- but what's this?
- a backstage altercation! Hanson and Brady are in the back brawling with what seems to be a Native American! -wh? JD Delphin and DF Allen rush in and break things up but what a fracas!


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Apparently the altercation backstage was enough to take the focus away from the usually synchronized team of Hanson and Brady. Hanson's mind did not seem to be in the match. I'm sure there will be more of this as the story develops.
Our penultimate match here tonight is an inter gender tag- Twinky and Jenny McLanahan make there way to the ring to wild cheers. Jack Dod hears little but boo's as he makes his way out and announces his partner, and sister - JANE DOD! (there are Dods crawling all over this episode...)
Twinky and Jack keep it traditional- they beat each other silly, only to have the girls do their best to keep up. Jane might actually outshine Jack when it comes to active brutality and she really puts Jenny McLanahan though some stiff moments.
Chaos in the ring all participants just everywhere- Twinky presses Jane Dod up high and throws her onto Jack! Jenny grabs Jane and tosses her out, then follows to the outside. Twinky is calling for his Empyrean Halo Lariat! Jack sees it at the last second and yanks referee Sandy Duncan in front of him! SANDY EATS THE LARIAT!
Twinky is stunned for a moment and Jack hits Twinky low! Jack calls to the back and - CALEB DOD! It's Caleb Dod running out! Caleb tears into the ring and heads right for Twinky- Twinky manages a few hits but Caleb just overpowers the tired Twinky.
Caleb grabs Twinky by the throat and chokeslams him over the top rope onto the ramp (ideally onto the ramp one would assume, but Twinky actually hits the corner of the ramp on his hip and topples to the floor. Ouch. If this were japan that botch would now be a new move!) Jenny McLanahan lunges at Caleb from behind, but Jack is there to beat her down. Caleb grabs her and just crushes her with a very brutal (not an 'I jump with you') CHOKESLAM.
Jack holds her as Caleb rears back and splashes the rather tiny Jenny right into he mat! Jack grabs Jane and puts her on top of Jenny as Caleb exits the ring. Jack grabs Sandy and yells at her to make the count! 1.....2.........3!
Damn, damn Dods! DAMN THEM! DAMN DODS!
The Dods leave the ring/scene of the crime happy while Twinky leaves frustrated and Jenny leaves angry.


THE MAIN EVENT!


Music hits:

and Los Rudos Infernos Stuart Robinson and VD Dod) make their way slowly to the ring, seemingly with all the confidence in the world. Stuart even goes so far as to call for BINGO and the Destroyer to get out here and face them!

-AND THE CROWD EXPLODES!
Johnny Bingo and The Destroyer a dream team if eve there was one has just blown the roof off the arena!
The wrestlers enter the ring, the introductions are made and the match is underway!
The match starts off very slow with L.R.I not wanting to make many mistakes, especially in the early going. Bingo and the Destroyer were firmly in the drivers seat for the majority, nullifying any illegal offense or tactics L.R.I. might have had up to that point. Bingo even managed to get the armbar locked in deep on Stuart! Stuart got caught swinging wild with a clothesline and is paying the price! No chance for a rope-break and no chance for help since the Destroyer cut VD off halfway and is pounding him unmerciful!
Then:
Jack Dod runs down the ramp with a kendo stick! Johnny Bingo sees him and releases the hold as he and referee Jimmy Qix cut him off at the ropes. Destroyer has VD in the corner and mounts him for a 10-punch pummeling! Stuart maneuvers behind Bingo and Qix and when Jack makes a wild dramatic gesture Stuart grabs the kendo stick! Destroyer gets up to 8 before he's kracked across the back with the stick.
Stuart then gives him one across the face! Jack grabs the ref for his attention and Stuart cracks Johnny Bingo one as he turns around!
TWINKY rushes down the ramp! Stuart tosses the kendo stick to Jack who levels Twinky with the weapon! VD grabs the refs attention motioning towards the prone Twinky and Jack tosses the kendo stick back to Stuart who gives a KRAK to Destroyer then gets Bingo a few more shots in the side -then one across the temple and one right between the eyes that sends Bingo tumbling though the middle ropes to the floor!
Oh my GOD! Bingo is busted wide open and KTFO! Jack has his hands full with Twinky who is just running on anger and the two battle back up the ramp and out of the match!
Stuart and VD stomp the hell out of the prone Destroyer, but the Destroyer battles back and with mighty elbows sends Stuart into the corner and VD out of the ring!
Destroyer sets up Stuart for the muscle buster but Stuart goes low and hits a BURNERBREAKER! 1-2- DESTROYER KICKED OUT!
~the crowd is going CRAZY!
Stuart pounds the mat and attempts a BURNING LOCK but Destroyer is too quick and rolls Stuart up!
1...2...2.9! The Destroyer almost pulled a win out of nowhere!
VD back in to punish the Destroyer, while Stuart sets himself up- BIG FIREBALL! right into the eyes of the Destroyer! The Destroyer staggers right into a SILENCER from VD!
~COVER!
1....2......NO! The Destroyer is feeding off the crowd and seems invulnerable! Another flurry of mighty elbows sends L.R.I. flying!
The crowd chants are getting louder and louder! Destroyer goes after Stuart, but Stuart is too quick with a low-blow and VD is right there to start the 2-on-one pummeling again!
They set the Destroyer up for a DOUBLE BURNERBREAKER~ but Johnny BINGO is up! His face a crimson mask he charges through the ropes- across the ring- and tackles Stuart with enough force to send them both out of the ring!
VD and the Destroyer trade of elbows while the crowd goes wild! Stuart and Bingo go at it on the floor! Destroyer sets VD up for a MUSCLE BUSTER, but VD worms free and rolls he Destroyer up! 1...2...2.5!
Bingo goes to whip Stuart into the guard railing but Stuart reverses and Bingo goes sailing into the steel! The Destroyer is back up and taking it to VD while Stuart rummages in his pockets again- Johnny Bingo lunges at him, but Stuart clocks him in the head with -handcuffs?!
Johnny Bingo goes down and Stuart handcuffs him the the barrier!!
Destroyer has VD in the corner and is punching him again, this time only getting to 5 before Stuart jumps onto the apron and smashes the Destroyers head with a chair!
VD hits the Destroyer low and shoves him off!
VD rushes in and rolls the Destroyer up in his new (patented) hold:
the "...." CLUTCH!
VD holds onto the ropes, Stuart holds the Destroyers arms while kneeling outside! The ref sees NOTHING! 1.........2.............3!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Los Rudos Infernos have pulled off the biggest upset of all the history of time!!!!
Stuart and VD head up the ramp immediately to avoid the wrath of the Destroyer who furiously argues with the referee and motions over for someone to help Johnny Bingo! L.R.I. threw EVERYTHING at the Destroyer and it finally proved too much for the irresistible force!! L.R.I. are celebrating! The crowd is rioting! Johnny Bingo is bleeding! The Destroyer is fuming!

THIS IS BINGO-1!!!

Quest for ONE Part 3

Q3: The Button

EPISODE 2 HERE!

With Johnny Bingo's victory in the elimination tag last episode, he gets to decide his match in the main event tonight. Bingo wastes no time after making his entrance [still carrying the small mystery box marked with the red 'D'] calling out Jack Dod, LRI and Tod Petngild. Harsh words spoken, and hard feelings all around- but Bingo calls out Tod Petngild ONE on ONE for the main event. Tod almost faints as the others drag him off shocked at the decision.
The opening bout features Marko Crocop in his official pro wrestling debut vs. Mr. Pants, who as a very young animal themed wrestler is sure to go far.

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Yes, who would have thought a 17 year old dressed like a kitty would be beaten savagely by a no-nonsense pro-wrestling despising Croatian....
Everyone.
It is the way of the world, get used to it.
After Marko spends time arguing with the fans, trying to convince them to leave the Busch Boys music hits the arena and the next match is underway. The Busches are sporting NEW PANTS and quickly remind the crowd (verbally) how awesome they are and how no one can beat them etc. etc. there opponents are Spaceship Yamato and He-Mano two of the smaller and stranger BINGO-1 competitors. Raz Busch stays out for the majority of the match letting Big Duz do the major work. Duz can't keep the upper hand for long and He-Mano and Yamato take the victory after a few major double team moves (a combo Yamato splash/Manosault, and a double plancha) followed by a surprise ManoCLUTCH.
The BINGOTRON then shows a vignette of the 'Danger Man' Arinreich walking the mean streets in preparation for the Q-1 tournament and challenging everyone he meets (with mixed results) He was pinned by an old lady and a pack of 5 year olds... but he did blindside a skinny guy tying his shoes and pinned a cyclist that was hit by a car.
The next match is an 8-man tag event with HÅNK/crIs/Bruiser Brady and Dan Hanson vs. JD Delphin/DF Allen/Beenie the Bear and The Crusher. crIs makes his way to the ring wearing a neck brace but HÅNK makes him take it off before the match starts. After the severe beatings crIs has taken over the past few weeks, I'm surprised he can make it out to wrestle. I mean he has been knocked out in almost every match he's been in apart from the matches where his head was the primary focus of attacks. The match comes off well. Brady ends up holding DF Allen for Hanson to LARIAT, but DF ducks out- and so does Brady! crIs on the apron gets the full brunt of the blow and goes screaming off into the guardrail and hits his... head! (3 pints for the correct answer) Beenie throws him/her/itself at HÅNK knocking them trough the ropes while the Crusher tackles Hanson to the outside. JD and DF pummel on Brady and after a double team FISH-MAN BUSTAH, DF takes the win with a GHETTO DROP->Moonsault combo. crIs is helped to the back twitching and gibbering.

INTERMISSION
The members of EGO inc. Stevie Cool and Big Ben come out again and challenge anyone in the audience to slam Big Ben. Then they call out the locker room, they Stevie actually calls Magnus Ver Magnussen on his cell phone. Magnus says he will, but since he's not there (and there's a time limit) Stevie calls him a loser and hangs up.

Back from the intermission with a women's Championship 3-way. Champion Jenny McLanahan vs. long time challenger Tiger Girl 2 and the recently reinstated Robin Robins (now billed as ROBYNZ) It should be mentioned that her suspension due to the intake of massive amounts of illegal substances and dealings with various scumbags might have to do with her curent look- which is 'beater than an indy ring girl' Jenny makes short work of the match with 'ROBYNZ' seemingly off her ass all Jenny does is keep on Tiger Girl 2 until she throws her out of the ring.Jenny goes for ROBYNZ but ROBYNZ flings a baggy of white powder into her face. Jenny reels backwards, but instead of attempting to do anything, ROBYNZ just snorts and licks the powder off Jenny's face. Jenny throws her back, but she just lunges forward again and again. Tiger Girl 2 grabs ROBYNZ and delivers a TIGGER DREEVER, but Jenny is too quick and dropkick TG2 in the face and makes the cover for the win. Jenny keeps blinking and trying to wipe the powder off her face.
The next match was scheduled as one fall for the Q-1 tournament qualifyers: PPP and El Justiciero. PPP changes the rules, however and makes the match best of 3 falls, hoping to prove his sup-p-p-p-reority, and not to deprive the crowd of watching him beat up a [bleeped racial slur] (for which Justiciero slapped him in the mouth)
So the match begins-

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-and PPP's record remains consistent. Forever victorious in his own mind alone. He had some chances but Justiciero was too tough and experienced to even let a much bigger opponent defeat him.
The Main Event is next with Johnny Bingo making his way down to the ring (still carrying that damn box her got from the masked man). It takes almost 2 minutes of music before Tod Petngild finally is pushed out to ringside in full 'battle gear' by Jack Dod, Stuart Robinson and VD Dod. Bingo holds the ropes open, and beckons him in but it's still minutes before Tod finally gets shoved into the ring.
The match begins and Tod lunges in with a flurry of weak looking elbow, just hammering on the unimpressed Johnny Bingo. Bingo sends Petngild sprawling with a vicious elbow of his own and then stomps the hell out of him. Jack Dod and LRI jump onto the apron bu are each dumped off in turn o the joy of the fans. Petngild tries to attack Bingo from behind with a chair, but Bingo barely feels it and just sends Tod sprawling out again with a forearm uppercut. Bingo hoists Petngild up onto his shoulder and walks him around the ring- then drives him to the mat with a BINGO ARCADE! Bingo backs off and starts pumping up the crowd- he signals for the BINGO BOMBAH! Tod is slowly getting to his feet. slooowly....sloowly... Jack Dod runs over to the timekeepers table and they call for the bell! -wtf?
Jack tells Bingo (and the crowd) that Bingo wasn't specific enough with his challenge so the match was booked as only having a 5 minute time limit! (Blatant BS, and a bit of a stretch -but Jack's a dick so deal with it.) Johnny Bingo shakes his head and the crowd chants and boo's. Jack goes on to say there is one more match tonight. Jack Dod, Stuart Robinson, VD, Tod Petngild, Sam Bastard, HOCK, Big Ben and Stevie Cool versus JOHNNY BINGO! LRI rushes the ring first, then Jack Dod while the other ambushers stream out form the backstage area. Johnny Bingo does his best to fight them all off but he's being swarmed! Johnny Bingo is busted wide open! Even Tod Petngild (holding his neck) is getting shots in! TAX runs out from the back! The Incredible Ohdie runs out from the back! Twinky McLanahan runs out from the back, but it's still not enough!
Johnny Bingo is trown from the ring and followed out by LRI. Johnny charges Stuart into VD who crashes into the ringpost! Stuart charges at Bingo but Bingo manages to back-body drop Stuart over the railing and onto the concrete and the screaming crowd. Johnny Bingo staggers over to the announcers table and grabs the mystery box! he opens it reveal a jolly red button! Bingo looks at the crowd and jams the button! The button flashes red as the arena light lights begin to flash on and off. Music Begins to play:

-as the BINGOTRON flashes on and shows a mighty warship hurtling through the water right towards the screen! Pyro hits one after another as the lights flash on and off red and white with the beat! There's someone atop the BINGOTRON!
.... IT'S THE DESTROYER! Smoke and lights and fire and the DESTROYER! The Destroyer looks out at the ring- he speaks!
Destroyer: "Johnny Bingo! You have called me and I have seen! You have shown me and I have come! A person in trouble against impossible odds- is a friend of the DESTROYER!"
The Destroyer grabs hold of a cable and zip-lines to the ring taking out Big Ben and HOCK in the process! The Destroyer starts laying into the villians, an unstoppable force; as Twinky, TAX, and Bingo rally! It seems that good will win the day as the heels are pushed back and out of the ring, but Jack Dod escapes the clutches of the Destroyer and hits him low -HARD (kicked hit nuts into his ears hard) the Destroyer goes down and Jack just lays into him. Tax and Twinky pry him off as Bingo takes care of anyone with any fight left in them. Jack Dod and the rest look back as they head off leaving the heroes to the cheers of the crowd!

THIS IS BINGO-1!