Quest for ONE Part 5

Q5: NEW FACES

PART 4 HERE!!

Welcome everyone to the latest installment of the ongoing saga that is the episodic progression of the pro wrestling entertainment federation BINGO-1!
Episode 5 begins BINGO BACKSTAGE with a full federational meeting. Johnny Bingo addresses the roster in full about the future of the federation.
Apparently BINGO-1 has been attacked from ALL SIDES in the past months: from television executives, venue promoters, even members of the roster itself(in the form of contract disputes and troubles with the law.)
To counteract the amounts of bad press, Johnny Bingo proposes a series of educational vignettes to show the fans that the few examples of illegal, unacceptable behavior are not what BINGO-1 is about.

BINGO: "So- any volunteers?"

[Everyone looks uninterested]

BINGO: "Oh, come on now- SOMEONE has to-"

VOICE: "Man, I'm all about that kinda skuzz! I'll be up on that!"

[Everyone turns to see 'Lil' Rip' Raz Busch pushing his way to the front of the room.]

RAZ: "Man, I been waiting for a chance on sumptin' like dis skuzz right here... Me an Duz we can teach the kids just how it goes! Right Duz?"

DUZ: (from the other side of the room) " You know he right when he talk that way. POETRY."

BINGO: "Right! Well, you can take a crew out and we'll need something for next show."

RAZ: "No problems. Raz and Duz can take it all on home, Bings. You just get dem emmys all spiced and shined!"

DUZ: (From the other side of the room) "Oh it's all on now. BELIEVEN."

Duz then proceeds to provide a beat.

[The rest of the roster looks confused and concerned ad Johnny Bingo pats Raz on the back and Raz busts a quick dance move.]


TO THE SHOW-

Live on Tape from Nowhere Wisconsin!

The first match begins with Dan Hanson in the ring he's out there with Bruiser Brady and he is pissed! Dan grabs the mic and calls out "the low down cowardly redskin" that won't face him man to man, to have a match "right here in this ring against Dan 'The Man' Hanson" right NOW!
After a few moments of anticipation and silence from the backstage Hanson begins to speak again- only to be cut off by:



The mystery Native American has been revealed and his name is No-Shoes!
He rushes at Dan Hanson like a Navajo comet! The match is intense with both competitors using their LARIAT skills to try to best the other. No Shoes had Hanson in his Deathlock submission hold, when Brady jumped up on the apron for the distraction! No Shoes eventually released the hold to get the refs head back into the match, but when he turned back around he ate a HUGE WESTERN LARIAT from Hanson. Hanson followed it up with a quick pin and a 3 count.
Hanson and Brady then took their time stomping No Shoes down before leaving the ring.



Next up is a tag team contest featuring:



The Fabulous Flying Llama Brothers!
Against the troubled BINGO-1 duo of HÅNK and CrIs. CrIs has been on the end of serious head trauma since the start of BINGO-1 and his behavior has become more and more erratic as the weeks have progressed. HÅNK of course, knows there's nothing wrong with CrIs, and still pushes him beyond all reasonable limits in their matches. Will the poor young CrIs finally drop off the deep end here tonight against the erratic, yet fun loving Llamas?
Let's here what the Llamas had to say in these pre-taped comments:

RANDOM INTERVIEW GUY: "The R.I.G. here: with Lorenzo, Bobby and Jr. Llama! Llamas, how do you feel about your chances tonight with Bobby and Jr. taking on the team of HÅNK and CrIs?"

LORENZO:(bobbing up and down, back and forth with the music in the background)"Llama will come to roost on the high tops of the sneakers! Only before the time of warning!"

BOBBY:(interjecting himself, bobbing up and down)"My penis is but a redundancy!"

Jr.: (jumping in front of everyone, screaming and shaking with the music) "VIVA CUIDADO LLAMAS!!!"

The Llamas dance away leaving R.I.G. to shrug and the camera- then ONTO the match!

The Llamas make their way out to the ring with great energy- followed by HÅNK and CrIs. CrIs seems to be in a very bad way and has great trouble focusing and keeping his balance, but HÅNK just keeps ordering him about. CrIs can barely stand, but he fights off the Llamas until HÅNK finally allows him to tag out. The Llamas rally with several unique double team maneuvers, putting HÅNK in trouble, but CrIs makes some last second saves to keep the match going. Eventually, CrIs takes a tumble to the outside and HÅNK almost loses the match via quick rollup while yelling at CrIs to get back onto the apron! Yet, Llama Jr. loses focus and HÅNK slams him down with his patented HÅNKenplex for the 3!

After the match the Llamas dance their way back, while HÅNK drags CrIs back into the ring and humiliates him both verbally and physically. HÅNK screams at CrIs: "YOU WILL NEVER BE HÅNK! You will be NOTHING!" and leaves him in the center of the ring.
Eventually, CrIs staggers to the backstage area... Alone.




Next up, Spaceship Yamato takes on The Crusher in a rematch from their previous draw on the BINGO-1 debut spectacular. The mysterious Yamato and his motives remain a mystery here in BINGO-1 (thanks mostly to the language barrier) yet his drive to succeed is without question.
The Crusher, as an outspoken promoter of 'old time wrasslin' and it's like has proven a great challenge for the smaller Yamato- Can Yamato rise to victory in this best of 3 falls matchup? -or will the Crusher crash Spaceship yet again?



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It appears, Spacehip Yamato has once again fallen short in singles competition! The crusher makes his way to the BINGO backstage, slapping the fans hands and posing- leaving Yamato visibly disappointed with the very close loss.
However, I would think an out of nowhere CRUSHER CRUSHER would put down almost any opponent... Spaceship Yamato, visibly distraught in the ring--

--THE ARENA GOES DARK!



The BINGOTRON lights up with static and massively distorted images.

-What is this?

-What does it all mean?

Spaceship Yamato stands in the ring TRANSFIXED by the screen, first in complete shock and surprise, then in blank hollow eyed nothingness!

The distortions continue for maybe a minute, then suddenly cease as the lights return to normal.

As they do, Spaceship Yamato drops to the canvas as if he were a puppet whose strings had just been cut!!

What is going on here?

A few BINGO-1 officials make there way out and take Yamato away from ringside as the BINGOTRON lights up once more!



No mysterious images this time, only BINGO-HAND-CAM action backstage!


Johnny Bingo, DESTROYER and TAX are seen backstage planning for their main event matchup of the night!

BINGO: "Right, so it's us versus Stuart Robinson, VD Dod and PPP here tonight. This is a match where we can't afford to make any mistakes. I've got Robinson and Dod to agree to a LOSER LEAVES BINGO-1 stipulation! It'll be Stuart and VD at jeopardy- along with you two lads."

(DESTROYER stands, arms crossed stone faced, while TAX looks shocked)

"I know we can take it to them, so DESTROYER- I need to know that you'll look out for TAX- he's the youngest and the weak link. We need this one, boys. I want Los Rudos Infernos out of my fed. I have faith in you both."

(Johnny Bingo pats TAX on the shoulder and walks off to discuss things with DESTROYER in private. TAX looks back at them with an unreadable expression, before walking off on his own. Only to bump into the staggering CrIs- who reels off clutching his head and off-balance. CrIs staggers down the hallway and pushes his way into a dark lavatory. The door swings shut behind him to show that it is the legended LAVATORY 13!)


The BINGOTRON suddenly switches to the images and music of EGO inc.!



Stevie Cool and Big Ben make their way out to the ring once again, for yet another demonstration of dominance. By now the BINGO-1 fans are sure that they are not EGO fans and they really give it to Cool and Big Ben as they make their way down the BINGO RAMP.

Stevie Cool quiets them down and begins his little tirade.

Basically, Big Ben is simply the greatest living athlete alive today. He is as of the gods of old, the last true living TITAN.
-and as such is simply not a giant powerful force but a pure living conditioning MACHINE. The crowd simply doesn't believe it... to look at the alleged 500 lbs. of Big Ben, cross training would not be the natural fame claim.
Cool says he can prove it and in "THIS VERY RING" Big Ben will do 150 sit-ups
"IN RECORD TIME"!
Ben seems as bewildered as the crowd, but nevertheless lays down and begins, Stevie Cool spotting him and counting them off.
Apparently, a little slower than record time, since ONE takes Ben about 20 seconds to achieve.

Stevie keeps yelling Big Ben on as the crowd sits back for a long wait.



As Stevie and Ben continue their efforts in the ring the arena lights darken and the BINGOTRON flashes to life!
It's another look into the BINGO BACKSTAGE, this time into the darkened LAVATORY 13 and it's mysteries.

Many wrestlers have wandered into this mysterious room somehow found in every venue in the world and have left CHANGED. CrIs being in this less than peak condition may be in danger! CrIs staggers to the long countertop with the wide mirror, clutching his head and in pain-


Suddenly:


A vision appears on the MIRROR BEHIND HIM!

A blurred and misty vision of an unknown WARRIOR.

He speaks to CrIs, and CrIs stands as TRANSFIXED as Spaceship Yamato had previously.

CrIs struggles to keep his voice, keep control, but for everything he says- the image in the mirror SCREAMS INTO HIS MIND!

IMAGE: "BE THE WARRIOR YOU SAY YOU ARE-"

CrIs: "...yes"

IMAGE: "WALK WITH ME... TO THE EDGE..."

CrIs: "....yes"

IMAGE: "LOOK INTO NOTHINGNESS!
LOOK BEYOND YOUR FEARS,
AS YOU TAKE THAT STEP...
AND MAKE THE SACRIFICE...
SO THAT THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR....


...SHALL LIVE."

(CrIs seems to sway in and out as the visions swirl into a black hole, until finally he is left alone in the drakness. the only thing that can be seen is the barest outline of his features... the only thing that can be heard is his voice, slowly rising in volume.)

CrIs: "Yessss... yyyyeeesssss! (snarrrrrt) YEEESSSSSSSSS!!"

Suddenly, the mirror SHATTERS and the BINGOTRON BLINKS OUT! the Arena light go back up to full and focus shifts back to the ring where Big Ben has just made it to 6 sit-ups out of 150....

Stevie Cool is still barking encouragement when:



The BINGOTRON FLASHES AGAIN!

This time, a symbol swirls INTO view- Stevie Cool and Big Ben go over to stare at the BINGOTRON- when the music kicks into HIGH GEAR and CrIs BOLTS out from backstage and down the BINGO RAMP!
His face is covered in paint and his clothing is torn and he is A MAN POSESSED!
CrIs rushes into the ring and begins to brutally shake the ropes and tear around like a madman! The crowd is just eating it up as Stevie Cool and Ben don't know what to make of it.
Stevie rushes over and puts a hand on him only to me knocked away and clotheslined down!
Ben walks over and clubs CrIs a few times on the back but CrIs feels NO PAIN! His head just bobs up and down as he absorbs the blows! Ben throws him off the ropes, CrIs ducks a clothesline from Ben, rebound and catches Big Ben with a flying shoulderblock!
Ben is sent off- balance and against the opposite ropes- Ben slumps on them and becomes entangled in the ropes!
CrIs pounds his chest and reaches for the sky, only to have Stevie Cool attack him from behind!
CrIs absorbs the blows and PRESSES STEVIE COOL OVER HIS HEAD!!!
Big Ben had finally managed to get untangled from the ropes and slid to the outside, only to catch his flying manager as CrIs sent him over the ropes!
Big Ben and Stevie Cool back away dumbfounded as the crowd absolutely goes nuts!! CrIs barrels around the ring, and grabs a mic!
He points over to the retreating EGO inc.!!!

CrIs: "You have felt the power, and you will feel the rage! this is only the beginning Stevie Cool and Big Ben, you and others are soon to be aware. No longer will BINGO-1 be subject to the whims of fevered egos- for now BINGO-1 is the highest mountain that is to be climbed by - THE ULTIMATE CRISTOFAH >SNNNNAAAAARRRRRRRRR!< "

Big Ben and Stevie Cool leave confused as THE ULTIMATE CRISTOFAH rushes around the ring once more and back to the BINGO BACKSTAGE.



Next up, Jenny McLanahan defends her BINGO WOMENS TITLE against the newcomer: "JUL"



[SPOILER BREAK]








Wow, Jenny McLanahan shows DOMINANCE against her larger opponent and shows that she is a FORCE. JUL and all of her apparent dark magics ahd little effect as Jenny just ended up punishing her to the point of a possible serious injury.

Several fans were reported to say they heard a definite SNAP before the end of the match.



Next up is the MAIN EVENT:

Predictably: LRI and PPP make their way to the ring to a chorus of BOOS while Johnny Bingo, DESTROYER and TAX make their way down to a very nice round of cheering.
Again, predictably the match starts off slowly with both sides playing off the crowd and neither one wanting to rush into a fast paced match where a critical mistake might happen.

Each competitor was giving 150% in this one with a true back and forth 6-man contest. Eventually, it seemed like Johnny Bingo was getting an advantage over Stuart about a half hour into the match. Stuart was disoriented in the middle of the ring and Bingo signaled the crowd that a BINGO BOMBAH was on it's way! Bingo rebounded off the ropes but was BLINDSIDED BY TAX!

TAX JUST DRILLED HIS MENTOR WITH A ROUGH TACKLE!

PPP and VD work over DESTROYER on the outside as TAX and Stuart assault Johnny Bingo on the inside! What is going on!?

TAX is screaming in BINGO's face! Slapping him, and yelling about how Bingo has done nothing but hold him down! Nothing but take him for granted!

TAX yanked Bingo to his feet and Stuart rebounded back for a BOMBAH of his own! Stuart rushes at Bingo, but Bingo ducks out of the way so that TAX takes the LARIAT, then spins down and around- rolling up the temporarily startled Stuart!

1---2--3333333!!!!!!!!

BINGO HAS PULLED ANOTHER ONE OUT, DIRECTLY FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT! THIS MEANS THE L.R.I is BANNED FROM BINGO-1 FOR A PRESET PERIOD OF TIME!

-but that means little right now as Robinson, VD Dod, PPP, AND TAX just take out ALL of their frustrations out on the spent Johnny Bingo and the overwhelmed DESTROYER!!!!
-but WHAT?! -a fan has jumped the barrier!

This is not good, he'll be pounded to a pulp by these pros!
The fan slides in behind PP and pulls him around to face him, then clubs him with a huge ham of a fist!
PPP reels away!
VD Dod rushes on his and gets another ham-sized fist in his face that sends him wobbling away!
TAX clubs at him with a fist of his own sending the unknown newcomer back, but not down- the two just tussle and trade blows! Stuart made his way over to aid the back-stabbing TAX, only DESTROYER held onto his leg.
TAX made a huge lunge at the mystery man, only to tumble himself to the outside! Johnny Bingo had finally made it to his feet- and a 3 on one attack NOT in his favor prompted a hasty retreat from Stuart Robinson.
The four men gathered on the ramp way, angered and confused- with fans jeering them and throwing their rubbish at them.
A few of the braver ones waved 'bye-bye' to Staurt and VD. The group made their way back shouting all the swears they could think of while Bingo and DESTROYER pointed to the door and argued back.
Bingo looked to the crowd and shook the hand of his unknown rescuer, raising his hand and pointing so that the crowd would give him a portion of the BINGO-love.

This episode of BINGO-1 has been near to pure madness!
L.R.I. has been BANNED and the BINGO-1 landscape has CHANGED drastically!
Who are all these new faces?
Why are they here?
What will the future bring us- when the BINGO BATTLE CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE ON THE LINE as the QUEST FOR ONE winds to it's conclusion?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

THIS IS BINGO-1!!!

Quest for ONE Part 4

Q4: Best Team Ever

PART 3 HERE!!


The show starts with Jack Dod, Stuart Robinson, and VD Dod explaining to the crowd how fun time is over and how it's only a matter of time before Johnny Bingo is driven out of wrestling. Then Stuart goes on how good he is and how L.R.I. is the best tag team ever - which brings out Johnny Bingo and DESTROYER! Bingo and Destroyer challenge L.R.I. to a tag match and the main event is ON!

The first match pits El Justiciero against Fighter Hayabu.
Not a very competitive match, with Justiciero running rings around Hayabu (who spent most of the match trying to get out of his fighter robes) before being made to submit to a Justice-lock.

The next match was in true garbage style and saw the unstable HOCK going up against the unstable, but nice JD Delphin. Marko Crocop was on for color commentary for the match and was shocked that the man bringing out thegarbage can full of things was not, in fact, the janitor.
JD and HOCK went back and forth using eveything they could get their hands on to bash each other with, brawl in the crowd, get bloodied up and basically go wild.
Marko was not amused, but the crowd seemed to enjoy it. JD came close to a win with a surprise DORSAL CLUTCH but it was HOCK that took the win with a running powerbomb onto a pile of stuff. Marko was made physically ill by the end of the match.

Up next was EGO inc. vs. Beenie the Bear and Mr. Pants the two animal themed fan favorites brought everything they had to fight off EGO inc., but when you are up against a giant and one of the smartest wrestlers in the game today you can't afford to make any mistakes.
The mistake came when Beenie and Mr.P's momentum was at it's peak. Beenie had Big Ben reeling after a few wild kicks as Mr. Pants and Stevie bashed it outside. Beenie climbed to the top rope but Stevie was there to shove him off- and into Big Ben who just dumped him down and flattened him with an elbow.1-2-3.

Next up is another Arinreich promo. This time Arinreich is out looking for a trainer- and runs across a RON-QWAN-DOJO (a card table over by the back bathrooms in a mall) with none other than the master of RON-QWAN-DOH himself: "Hotbody" Ronnie Dod. Ronnie agrees to teach Arinreich some secret techniques for $27 and it begins!
"You must go against what is know to find the truth within yourself"
Is said while Arinreich lopes down the up escalator and up the down escalator while Ronnie sits on the median in a mock-lotus position.
"You must be strong and still as with stillness comes strength"
Is said as a woman goes into a changing room only to scream when she sees Arinreich clinging on the ceiling.
"Listen to the water as the water is the source of life.. and water."
Is said while Arinreich stands in meditation in front of a water fountain.
"Now I will teach you- RON-QWAN-DOH kick!"
Ronnie flies across the mall with a dropkick that sends Arinreich into a kiosk: "Chip or crack in your windshield, si-ooorf!"
"Now you are ready. Attack me!"
Arinreich runs at Ronnie- who pokes him in the eye, headbutts him- and then smashes him with a chair knocking him out.
"Ninjas, bitch!"
Ronnie yells at him before running off.

Next up, is HÅNK and crIs vs. TAX and Randy Scrimps. HÅNK seems little concerned for crIs who seems to be having a great deal of trouble staying focused and even balanced. Head trauma is not your friend. HÅNK just keeps telling crIs to "-Make with the sucking it up" and keeps crIs in for more than his fair share of the match. HÅNK and crIs have a shot after a quick HÅNKensteiner on Randy swings momentum, but crIs and his odd behavior works against them as he starts poundin his chest and shaking the ropes and basically running wild all over. Allowing Scrimps to tag in the powerhouse TAX who promptly absorbs the sudden assault -then nearly flings crIs across the ring with a TAX BREAK. crIs gets up immediately(!), but then crumples into a heap.
TAX pins for an easy 3.


INTERMISSION
Autograph session by the concessions booth!
New DESTROYER merchandising!


The first match after intermission is one of the last qualifying matches for the BINGO-1 Title tournament. This match sets the veteran Sam Bastard against the young man with the big heart Sonny Siguri. Can Sonny best the bastard Bastard? -or will Bastard use his experience and willingness to drop opponents on their heads to his advantage?


SPOILER BREAK











Sonny Siguri showed true fighting spirit even after being totally over matched going in. He had a very good run, but Sam Bastard was just too grizzled and nasty to be stopped.

The next match puts The Incredible Ohdie and Spaceship Yamato against the dastardly duo of Stan Hanson and Bruiser Brady! Ohdie and Yamato have something to prove- but what's this?
- a backstage altercation! Hanson and Brady are in the back brawling with what seems to be a Native American! -wh? JD Delphin and DF Allen rush in and break things up but what a fracas!


SPOILER BREAK









Apparently the altercation backstage was enough to take the focus away from the usually synchronized team of Hanson and Brady. Hanson's mind did not seem to be in the match. I'm sure there will be more of this as the story develops.
Our penultimate match here tonight is an inter gender tag- Twinky and Jenny McLanahan make there way to the ring to wild cheers. Jack Dod hears little but boo's as he makes his way out and announces his partner, and sister - JANE DOD! (there are Dods crawling all over this episode...)
Twinky and Jack keep it traditional- they beat each other silly, only to have the girls do their best to keep up. Jane might actually outshine Jack when it comes to active brutality and she really puts Jenny McLanahan though some stiff moments.
Chaos in the ring all participants just everywhere- Twinky presses Jane Dod up high and throws her onto Jack! Jenny grabs Jane and tosses her out, then follows to the outside. Twinky is calling for his Empyrean Halo Lariat! Jack sees it at the last second and yanks referee Sandy Duncan in front of him! SANDY EATS THE LARIAT!
Twinky is stunned for a moment and Jack hits Twinky low! Jack calls to the back and - CALEB DOD! It's Caleb Dod running out! Caleb tears into the ring and heads right for Twinky- Twinky manages a few hits but Caleb just overpowers the tired Twinky.
Caleb grabs Twinky by the throat and chokeslams him over the top rope onto the ramp (ideally onto the ramp one would assume, but Twinky actually hits the corner of the ramp on his hip and topples to the floor. Ouch. If this were japan that botch would now be a new move!) Jenny McLanahan lunges at Caleb from behind, but Jack is there to beat her down. Caleb grabs her and just crushes her with a very brutal (not an 'I jump with you') CHOKESLAM.
Jack holds her as Caleb rears back and splashes the rather tiny Jenny right into he mat! Jack grabs Jane and puts her on top of Jenny as Caleb exits the ring. Jack grabs Sandy and yells at her to make the count! 1.....2.........3!
Damn, damn Dods! DAMN THEM! DAMN DODS!
The Dods leave the ring/scene of the crime happy while Twinky leaves frustrated and Jenny leaves angry.


THE MAIN EVENT!


Music hits:

and Los Rudos Infernos Stuart Robinson and VD Dod) make their way slowly to the ring, seemingly with all the confidence in the world. Stuart even goes so far as to call for BINGO and the Destroyer to get out here and face them!

-AND THE CROWD EXPLODES!
Johnny Bingo and The Destroyer a dream team if eve there was one has just blown the roof off the arena!
The wrestlers enter the ring, the introductions are made and the match is underway!
The match starts off very slow with L.R.I not wanting to make many mistakes, especially in the early going. Bingo and the Destroyer were firmly in the drivers seat for the majority, nullifying any illegal offense or tactics L.R.I. might have had up to that point. Bingo even managed to get the armbar locked in deep on Stuart! Stuart got caught swinging wild with a clothesline and is paying the price! No chance for a rope-break and no chance for help since the Destroyer cut VD off halfway and is pounding him unmerciful!
Then:
Jack Dod runs down the ramp with a kendo stick! Johnny Bingo sees him and releases the hold as he and referee Jimmy Qix cut him off at the ropes. Destroyer has VD in the corner and mounts him for a 10-punch pummeling! Stuart maneuvers behind Bingo and Qix and when Jack makes a wild dramatic gesture Stuart grabs the kendo stick! Destroyer gets up to 8 before he's kracked across the back with the stick.
Stuart then gives him one across the face! Jack grabs the ref for his attention and Stuart cracks Johnny Bingo one as he turns around!
TWINKY rushes down the ramp! Stuart tosses the kendo stick to Jack who levels Twinky with the weapon! VD grabs the refs attention motioning towards the prone Twinky and Jack tosses the kendo stick back to Stuart who gives a KRAK to Destroyer then gets Bingo a few more shots in the side -then one across the temple and one right between the eyes that sends Bingo tumbling though the middle ropes to the floor!
Oh my GOD! Bingo is busted wide open and KTFO! Jack has his hands full with Twinky who is just running on anger and the two battle back up the ramp and out of the match!
Stuart and VD stomp the hell out of the prone Destroyer, but the Destroyer battles back and with mighty elbows sends Stuart into the corner and VD out of the ring!
Destroyer sets up Stuart for the muscle buster but Stuart goes low and hits a BURNERBREAKER! 1-2- DESTROYER KICKED OUT!
~the crowd is going CRAZY!
Stuart pounds the mat and attempts a BURNING LOCK but Destroyer is too quick and rolls Stuart up!
1...2...2.9! The Destroyer almost pulled a win out of nowhere!
VD back in to punish the Destroyer, while Stuart sets himself up- BIG FIREBALL! right into the eyes of the Destroyer! The Destroyer staggers right into a SILENCER from VD!
~COVER!
1....2......NO! The Destroyer is feeding off the crowd and seems invulnerable! Another flurry of mighty elbows sends L.R.I. flying!
The crowd chants are getting louder and louder! Destroyer goes after Stuart, but Stuart is too quick with a low-blow and VD is right there to start the 2-on-one pummeling again!
They set the Destroyer up for a DOUBLE BURNERBREAKER~ but Johnny BINGO is up! His face a crimson mask he charges through the ropes- across the ring- and tackles Stuart with enough force to send them both out of the ring!
VD and the Destroyer trade of elbows while the crowd goes wild! Stuart and Bingo go at it on the floor! Destroyer sets VD up for a MUSCLE BUSTER, but VD worms free and rolls he Destroyer up! 1...2...2.5!
Bingo goes to whip Stuart into the guard railing but Stuart reverses and Bingo goes sailing into the steel! The Destroyer is back up and taking it to VD while Stuart rummages in his pockets again- Johnny Bingo lunges at him, but Stuart clocks him in the head with -handcuffs?!
Johnny Bingo goes down and Stuart handcuffs him the the barrier!!
Destroyer has VD in the corner and is punching him again, this time only getting to 5 before Stuart jumps onto the apron and smashes the Destroyers head with a chair!
VD hits the Destroyer low and shoves him off!
VD rushes in and rolls the Destroyer up in his new (patented) hold:
the "...." CLUTCH!
VD holds onto the ropes, Stuart holds the Destroyers arms while kneeling outside! The ref sees NOTHING! 1.........2.............3!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Los Rudos Infernos have pulled off the biggest upset of all the history of time!!!!
Stuart and VD head up the ramp immediately to avoid the wrath of the Destroyer who furiously argues with the referee and motions over for someone to help Johnny Bingo! L.R.I. threw EVERYTHING at the Destroyer and it finally proved too much for the irresistible force!! L.R.I. are celebrating! The crowd is rioting! Johnny Bingo is bleeding! The Destroyer is fuming!

THIS IS BINGO-1!!!

Quest for ONE Part 3

Q3: The Button

EPISODE 2 HERE!

With Johnny Bingo's victory in the elimination tag last episode, he gets to decide his match in the main event tonight. Bingo wastes no time after making his entrance [still carrying the small mystery box marked with the red 'D'] calling out Jack Dod, LRI and Tod Petngild. Harsh words spoken, and hard feelings all around- but Bingo calls out Tod Petngild ONE on ONE for the main event. Tod almost faints as the others drag him off shocked at the decision.
The opening bout features Marko Crocop in his official pro wrestling debut vs. Mr. Pants, who as a very young animal themed wrestler is sure to go far.

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Yes, who would have thought a 17 year old dressed like a kitty would be beaten savagely by a no-nonsense pro-wrestling despising Croatian....
Everyone.
It is the way of the world, get used to it.
After Marko spends time arguing with the fans, trying to convince them to leave the Busch Boys music hits the arena and the next match is underway. The Busches are sporting NEW PANTS and quickly remind the crowd (verbally) how awesome they are and how no one can beat them etc. etc. there opponents are Spaceship Yamato and He-Mano two of the smaller and stranger BINGO-1 competitors. Raz Busch stays out for the majority of the match letting Big Duz do the major work. Duz can't keep the upper hand for long and He-Mano and Yamato take the victory after a few major double team moves (a combo Yamato splash/Manosault, and a double plancha) followed by a surprise ManoCLUTCH.
The BINGOTRON then shows a vignette of the 'Danger Man' Arinreich walking the mean streets in preparation for the Q-1 tournament and challenging everyone he meets (with mixed results) He was pinned by an old lady and a pack of 5 year olds... but he did blindside a skinny guy tying his shoes and pinned a cyclist that was hit by a car.
The next match is an 8-man tag event with HÅNK/crIs/Bruiser Brady and Dan Hanson vs. JD Delphin/DF Allen/Beenie the Bear and The Crusher. crIs makes his way to the ring wearing a neck brace but HÅNK makes him take it off before the match starts. After the severe beatings crIs has taken over the past few weeks, I'm surprised he can make it out to wrestle. I mean he has been knocked out in almost every match he's been in apart from the matches where his head was the primary focus of attacks. The match comes off well. Brady ends up holding DF Allen for Hanson to LARIAT, but DF ducks out- and so does Brady! crIs on the apron gets the full brunt of the blow and goes screaming off into the guardrail and hits his... head! (3 pints for the correct answer) Beenie throws him/her/itself at HÅNK knocking them trough the ropes while the Crusher tackles Hanson to the outside. JD and DF pummel on Brady and after a double team FISH-MAN BUSTAH, DF takes the win with a GHETTO DROP->Moonsault combo. crIs is helped to the back twitching and gibbering.

INTERMISSION
The members of EGO inc. Stevie Cool and Big Ben come out again and challenge anyone in the audience to slam Big Ben. Then they call out the locker room, they Stevie actually calls Magnus Ver Magnussen on his cell phone. Magnus says he will, but since he's not there (and there's a time limit) Stevie calls him a loser and hangs up.

Back from the intermission with a women's Championship 3-way. Champion Jenny McLanahan vs. long time challenger Tiger Girl 2 and the recently reinstated Robin Robins (now billed as ROBYNZ) It should be mentioned that her suspension due to the intake of massive amounts of illegal substances and dealings with various scumbags might have to do with her curent look- which is 'beater than an indy ring girl' Jenny makes short work of the match with 'ROBYNZ' seemingly off her ass all Jenny does is keep on Tiger Girl 2 until she throws her out of the ring.Jenny goes for ROBYNZ but ROBYNZ flings a baggy of white powder into her face. Jenny reels backwards, but instead of attempting to do anything, ROBYNZ just snorts and licks the powder off Jenny's face. Jenny throws her back, but she just lunges forward again and again. Tiger Girl 2 grabs ROBYNZ and delivers a TIGGER DREEVER, but Jenny is too quick and dropkick TG2 in the face and makes the cover for the win. Jenny keeps blinking and trying to wipe the powder off her face.
The next match was scheduled as one fall for the Q-1 tournament qualifyers: PPP and El Justiciero. PPP changes the rules, however and makes the match best of 3 falls, hoping to prove his sup-p-p-p-reority, and not to deprive the crowd of watching him beat up a [bleeped racial slur] (for which Justiciero slapped him in the mouth)
So the match begins-

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-and PPP's record remains consistent. Forever victorious in his own mind alone. He had some chances but Justiciero was too tough and experienced to even let a much bigger opponent defeat him.
The Main Event is next with Johnny Bingo making his way down to the ring (still carrying that damn box her got from the masked man). It takes almost 2 minutes of music before Tod Petngild finally is pushed out to ringside in full 'battle gear' by Jack Dod, Stuart Robinson and VD Dod. Bingo holds the ropes open, and beckons him in but it's still minutes before Tod finally gets shoved into the ring.
The match begins and Tod lunges in with a flurry of weak looking elbow, just hammering on the unimpressed Johnny Bingo. Bingo sends Petngild sprawling with a vicious elbow of his own and then stomps the hell out of him. Jack Dod and LRI jump onto the apron bu are each dumped off in turn o the joy of the fans. Petngild tries to attack Bingo from behind with a chair, but Bingo barely feels it and just sends Tod sprawling out again with a forearm uppercut. Bingo hoists Petngild up onto his shoulder and walks him around the ring- then drives him to the mat with a BINGO ARCADE! Bingo backs off and starts pumping up the crowd- he signals for the BINGO BOMBAH! Tod is slowly getting to his feet. slooowly....sloowly... Jack Dod runs over to the timekeepers table and they call for the bell! -wtf?
Jack tells Bingo (and the crowd) that Bingo wasn't specific enough with his challenge so the match was booked as only having a 5 minute time limit! (Blatant BS, and a bit of a stretch -but Jack's a dick so deal with it.) Johnny Bingo shakes his head and the crowd chants and boo's. Jack goes on to say there is one more match tonight. Jack Dod, Stuart Robinson, VD, Tod Petngild, Sam Bastard, HOCK, Big Ben and Stevie Cool versus JOHNNY BINGO! LRI rushes the ring first, then Jack Dod while the other ambushers stream out form the backstage area. Johnny Bingo does his best to fight them all off but he's being swarmed! Johnny Bingo is busted wide open! Even Tod Petngild (holding his neck) is getting shots in! TAX runs out from the back! The Incredible Ohdie runs out from the back! Twinky McLanahan runs out from the back, but it's still not enough!
Johnny Bingo is trown from the ring and followed out by LRI. Johnny charges Stuart into VD who crashes into the ringpost! Stuart charges at Bingo but Bingo manages to back-body drop Stuart over the railing and onto the concrete and the screaming crowd. Johnny Bingo staggers over to the announcers table and grabs the mystery box! he opens it reveal a jolly red button! Bingo looks at the crowd and jams the button! The button flashes red as the arena light lights begin to flash on and off. Music Begins to play:

-as the BINGOTRON flashes on and shows a mighty warship hurtling through the water right towards the screen! Pyro hits one after another as the lights flash on and off red and white with the beat! There's someone atop the BINGOTRON!
.... IT'S THE DESTROYER! Smoke and lights and fire and the DESTROYER! The Destroyer looks out at the ring- he speaks!
Destroyer: "Johnny Bingo! You have called me and I have seen! You have shown me and I have come! A person in trouble against impossible odds- is a friend of the DESTROYER!"
The Destroyer grabs hold of a cable and zip-lines to the ring taking out Big Ben and HOCK in the process! The Destroyer starts laying into the villians, an unstoppable force; as Twinky, TAX, and Bingo rally! It seems that good will win the day as the heels are pushed back and out of the ring, but Jack Dod escapes the clutches of the Destroyer and hits him low -HARD (kicked hit nuts into his ears hard) the Destroyer goes down and Jack just lays into him. Tax and Twinky pry him off as Bingo takes care of anyone with any fight left in them. Jack Dod and the rest look back as they head off leaving the heroes to the cheers of the crowd!

THIS IS BINGO-1!

QUEST for ONE #2

BINGO-1
QUEST for ONE #2
Part One HERE!















[The BINGO-1 crowd is ready for action as BINGO HALL is packed to the rafters after the incredible: BINGO-1: QUEST FOR ONE -Part One!]

The BINGOtron flashes to life.

Johnny Bingo in full business gear is shown entering a mysterious building.

He walks down a long hallway- into a huge office.

He approaches a massive oak desk- he's speaking, but there is no audio.

A figure reclining in a leather office chair turns to face him.

He is masked and in a full business suit.

He seems pleased to see Johnny Bingo.

The two shake hands and Johnny is offered a seat.

Johnny speaks emphatically and the mystery man listens patiently, but whatever Johnny Bingo has asked- the masked man shakes his head 'no'.

Johnny Bingo seems disappointed, but gets up to leave.

He turns and heads for the door.

The masked man stops him and hands him a small package.

It's cardboard and with a red 'D' emblazoned on the top.

Johnny Bingo seems pleased and the two shake hands again.

The BINGO-1 logo flashes in and out as the entrance music hits for the opening bout!





[BINGO-1 superstar crIs- having suffered a tremendous beating at the last show, with both Sam Bastard and HOCK targeting his head and neck, now has a chance at a measure of revenge as he takes on the mentally unbalanced HOCK. It should be mentioned that despite being injured at the last event, crIs's partner HÅNK insisted he have this match tonight. "-To teach crIs how to be HÅNK."]

MATCH #1- HOCK vs. crIs






[BINGO-1 staff rush to the ring to check on crIs as HOCK takes the time to chew on the ring ropes and pose for the photographers at ringside. crIs is carried out on a stretcher and we are ready for our next match!]


[The next match is the classic Davey vs. Goliath contest With 'The Critical Kid' Randy Scrimps himself taking on the Giant ego of EGO inc. BIG BEN. BIG BEN has something to prove in this- his first official match in BINGO-1- while Randy hopes to impress the front office with another gutsy performance.]

MATCH #2- Randy Scrimps vs. Big Ben







[Randy Scrimps is down and down HARD. Big Ben stands back while the ref checks Scrimps and calls for the bell! The other half of EGO inc. Stevie Cool makes his way down to the ring applauding. The two take a moment to celebrate before Stevie decides to send another message. He motions towards Randy and Big Ben attacks again! Big Ben takes a running start and crushes down Hard with a giant-sized splash! Stevie start booting Scrimps and the two work him over before BINGO-1 staff can clear them out of the ring. THey leave to a nice round of boo'ing and the stretcher is brought out again.
two matches and two calls to the EMT's, BINGO-1 is an apparently dangerous place!]


[The BingoTRON flashes to life again this time showing DODS! The crowd boos at once on seeing backstage images of Iggy Dod and the mysterious masked Dodmask!

Iggy: 'Listen, I'm telling you- it's under control!"

DM: (with his russian accent) "-but hao can you be sure that we kin get aweigh with thyis?"

Iggy: "Simple we aren't Iggy Dod and Dodmask..."

[the camera pulls back to show Iggy Dod and Dodmask not in their usual ring gear]

IGGY: "We're not even using our NAMES."

DM: "Well I yam."

IGGY: "-but that's not a name anyone who knows you knows."

DM: "I suppose."

IGGY: -and besides what are the odds of Jack bumping into us? I mean-"

[Jack Dod walks past in the far background. He's taped up and talking to a little
douchbag looking guy. He looks over, stops and seems puzzled.]

IGGY: "-it's a big hall, and he's got more important things to-"

JACK: (calling over from down the hall) "HEY! Hey you two!"

[Iggy and Dodmask recognize the voice at once. Not turning around, Iggy whips a mask over his face while Dodmask tears the mask OFF his face. Jack approaches, little guy in tow.]

JACK: "Hey, you guys- "

[The two turn to face him, nervous.]

JACK: "-which way is the main office from here?"

IGGY: "-er.. down the hall, second left, then go to the end of the hallway."

JACK: "-uh-huh, -thanks."

[Jack turns and Iggy and Dodmask relax. Jack suddenly turns back."

JACK: "Waaaait a minute. Do I know you?"

[Jack looks up at Dodmask walking right up to him. Studying him closely.]

DM: "I-I do not thyink so, my friend. I-I am not from thyese hyere parts..."

JACK: (Still staring at him intently) "Where are you..from?"

DM: (sweating trying to think of an answer) "er-ah- MYITCHIGAN!"

JACK: "Michigan."

DM: "Yes, yes, I yam from Myitchigan!"

JACK: (nodding) "I've never really BEEN to Michigan."

DM: (nodding) "I know."

JACK: "-what?"

DM: "I uh... I know you have nyever been. I would have remembered if the world famous
Jyack Dod came to Myitchigan!"

JACK: "Sure you would. - and what are you supossed to be?"

[Jack turns on Iggy. sidling right up to him, looking him up and down.]

IGGY: "I uhm- I -ahem- I am LaRD! The uh, high flying uh.. flyer."

JACK: "Lard?"

IGGY: "uh yeah, LaRD.."

[Jack stares at Iggy for a moment. Right in the eyes. Then burst out in wild laughter. He almost doubles over and eventually Iggy and Dodmask awkwardly start to laugh along. Iggyand Dodmask seem confidant that they pulled it off. Jack speaks as he calms down and straightens up.]

JACK: "Iggy. Iggy Dod."

IGGY: "Wh-what?!"

[Jack puts his arm around Iggy and pulls him close.]

JACK: "Iggy Dod. He's another chubsy little loser like you. (snicker) Maybe I'll have to start calling HIM LARD!"

[Jack starts laughing again.. then stops, looks over at Iggy (who smiles sheepishly) then shoves him away, and continues down the hallway without looking back as the little guy rushes after him. Iggy and Dodmask stare after him until he's completely out of site then they both seem to deflate- wiping their brows and shaking their heads.]



MATCH #3- Busch Boys vs. LaRD-Aleks Dodstva






[WOW! The 'Dod' team shows the teamwork that makes champions and take out one of the premiere tag-teams of BINGO-1! LaRD and Alexi celebrate in the ring to cheers from the appreciative BINGO-1 fans- until--



-and they rush out of there like they were hiding something.]



[Jack Dod bursts out from the backstage area to a good deal of boo-love, followed by the members of LRI Stuart Robinson and VD Dod and that random little douche-looking guy. Stuart and VD are bandaged up like Jack, and for those of you that didn't see last show there was an absolute war in the BINGO-1 ring. Johnny Bingo was somehow able to overcome and take the win... -but in a match like that was NO ONE really wins.
Although losing to Bingo last show really hasn't seemed to affect Jack's mood all that much, as he takes the mic and adresses the crowd.]

JACK: "JOHNNY... BINGO! You and I have unfinished business Bingo~! I want a match with you tonight Johnny BINGO!"

[the crowd buzzes]

"I want an electrified cage match tonight, Bingo!"

[the crowd cheers]

"I want a no holds barred last man standing exploding texas deathmatch, against YOU Bingo- right here- TONIGHT!"

[crowd erupts]

"...UN-fortunately. I have not been medically cleared to compete.... Oh heck."

[crowd groans/boos]

"Aw, come on now-even an easily swayed pack of pull-my-string-and-i-just-squok parrot monkeys, should be able to cope with life's little disappointments. I mean- how do you think I feel?"

[boos]

"Don't worry yourselves... I'll DEAL. I am a former UWH champion, I AM CURRENT SPUNK PRO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Believe me, I'LL get by."

[groans/boos]

"-it's YOU I really worry about, I know how sensitive you are DEEP DOWN. That's why here with me today is- none other than TOD PETNGILD HIMSELF!"

[Jack motions over towards the little douchebag guy who nods his head. The crowd dosen't know who the hell he is.]

JACK: "TOOOOD... works for the network. THE network. THIS network. HE is officially HEAD of the BINGO-1 network team -and HE is here to make sure that YOU get what you WANT TO SEE."

[Jack bows and hands the mic over to TOD.The crowd doesn't react.]

TOD: "Thank you. I would just like to announce that tonight the main event will pit LRI against Johnny Bingo in a handicap match!"

[crowd boos. Tod looks around surprised, then looks at Jack for advice. Jack shrugs.]

TOD: "Er uhm, he said you'd like that- ehh... Johnny Bingo and the partner of his choice vs. LRI?"

[crowd boo's, but less than before. Jack stomps over and yanks the mic from the bewildered Petngild.]

JACK: "Ok, ok. I know what you want- you want me to get my ass kicked by that geriatric HAS BEEN and his-...."

[Jack composes himself.]

"Tonight. 8 man elimination tag. MY TEAM vs. BINGO's TEAM.
Winner gets the match of his choice next show. SAY IT."

[Jack throws the mic at Tod, but before he can say anything....]



[Johnny Bingo makes his way down the ramp.]

BINGO: (points at Jack) "Look you.... I don't know what your game is, but YOU'RE ON!"

[crowd cheers]

BINGO: "MY team will be: DF ALLEN, JD DELPHIN, the Crusher and.... ME."

[huge cheer from the crowd]

JACK: "Yeah, yeah, big hero.. but not so big. NOT THIS BIG!"

[Jack motions towards the entryway and



Big Caleb Dod emerges from the backstage! The only description that is needed is- BIG. Johnny Bingo looks down the ramp and at Caleb who stretches his arms out and grins.]

JACK: "Say hello to the ANCHOR of MY team."

[Bingo hops off the ramp and away from all of the Dod-related trouble.]

JACK: "That's right Johnny, you just head off and ice up your joints. It might hurt less when Caleb tears your arms off that way!"

[Jack laughs and Caleb flexes on the rampway, as LRI taunt everyone in the crowd from the turnbuckles. Bingo makes his way out and the Dods/LRI/Tod amble back down the ramp to jeers.]


BINGO INTERMISSION

now available!
BINGO-1 SHIRTS



[The BingoTRON flashes to life yet again to show the winner of the BINGO BATTLE ROYALE last show- ARINREICH stomping around in the backstage area. He stomps down the hall punching the air, grumbling to himself until he comes upon Johnny Bingo in the hallway conferring with DF, JD and Crusher most likely about tactics for the main event tonight. Arinreich stomps up behind Bingo and bops his shoulder.]

ARINREICH: "-Hey."

[Bingo glances behind him for a moment, nods and then goes back to planning with his team.]

ARYINREICH: "HEY!"

[Arinreich yanks Johnny Bingo around by the shoulder]

ARINREICH: "I WANNA TALK TO YOU!"

BINGO: "-what is it you nasty little toad? Can't you see I'm busy?"

ARINREICH: "Toad? TOad?! I'm the winner of the BBR! I'm in the title tournament! I am the greatest danger to all of BINGO-1!"

BINGO:"..........."

ARINREICH: "..........."

BINGO: "......and?"

ARINREICH: "-I'm not booked."

BINGO: "-sorry?"

ARINREICH: "I want a match!"

BINGO: "........ right. Fine, I don't have time to argue. Mr. Pants was looking to get out of his match up next. Get out there."

ARINREICH:".............!"

BINGO: "............NOW!"

ARINREICH: "Oh- right!"

[They all watch him run off in silence, 'till DF pipes up.]

DF: "Poor bastard."

JD: "Poor poor nasty man."


MATCH #4- Arinreich vs ???






[Well, that went about as would be expected. The fatman-mantank takes his bows as the BINGOTRON flickers back to life. Jenny McLanahan BINGO-1 WOMENS CHAMPION stands with Bob Dobs, BINGO-1 lead interview master.

DOBS: "Jenny, tonight you have your first title defense against the woman you beat for the title: Tiger Girl 2. How do you feel?"

JENNY: "-Surprised? It's all just happened. I'm still in shock I think... I guess sometimes you just get an opportunity, and I'm going to make the best of it. No way do I lose this title, tonight- or for a long time."

DOBS: "Well, good luck to you."

JENNY: "-thanks Bob."

DOBS: "Now right back to BINGO-1 action!"

MATCH #5- Jenny McLanahan vs Tiger Girl 2






[-And Jenny McLanahan shows that last shows victory was no fluke with a strong win over Tiger Girl!
The BINGOtron flashes on again, this time to show BINGO-1 superstar TAX standing with Bob Dobs.

DOBS: "TAX, tonight you face a powerful challenge in the form of Twinky McLanahan!"

TAX: "That's right, Bob Dobs- tonight I;m going to get the challenge that I've been wanting. After last show, I have a better idea of just how far I can push myself, and how far I can take things before I break- and I know that Twinky is a man that has taken it far beyond anything I might even hope to. So tonight, I'm going to put MYSELF to the test."

[TAX walks off and Bob Dobs sends it back to ringside]

MATCH #6 - Twinky vs. TAX




[Twinky McLanahan has put down TAX! The experience and the toughness of the elder McLanahan prove to much for the force of TAX. The two men shake hands and leave the ring better for the experience.

The Bingotron flashes alight to show Jack Dod and his team waiting backstage.]



JACK: "Right. Stuart and VD, you know what to do- we get Caleb in and he does what he does best. No one on Bingo's team can HOPE to stand up to him, not even Bingo himself. We play smart. I'm heading into the booth to call the action- and you all you know what to do."

[Tod pipes up]

TOD: "-but wait Jack, who's the 4th man on your team?"

JACK: (suprised) "You are!"

TOD: "ME?!"

JACK: "Who better? You told me how much you've always hated Bingo, always hated wrestling and how much you've always wanted to show what a power YOU can be!"

TOD: "Well, yes-but-"

JACK: "Caleb will do the work, you just stay out of it and enjoy the best seat in the house!"

TOD: "-y-yes! YES! I can DO that!"

JACK:(smiling)"-good."

[Jack walks off and the rest head to the ring]


MATCH #7- 8-Man Elimination Tag!







JOHNNY BINGO DOES IT AGAIN!
JOHNNY BINGO DOES IT AGAIN!
JOHNNY BINGO HAS HIS MATCH NEXT WEEK!
TOD PETNGILD IS OUT! LRI IS BRAWLING WITH DF AND JD!
BINGO-1 SECURITY IS OUT! JACK DOD IS THROWING TV MONITORS!
THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!

THIS IS BINGO-1!!!!!






_

BINGO-1: Quest for ONE

BINGO-1
Quest for ONE














BINGO HALL 6-15-07
658 paid attendance (near capacity)




[Johnny Bingo: Living legend of e-wrestling makes his way down to the ring in suit coat and slacks to loud applause.
Chants of "B-I-N-G-O!! B-I-N-G-O!!!" turn to louder chants of "Thank-You-BIN-GO! (clap-clap-clapclapclap) Thank-You-BIN-GO! (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
Bingo nods his appreciation, deeply touched by the reaction.
He calls for a mic, the music stops and he waits for the crowd to settle.]

"Thank you." he begins

[applause]

BINGO:"I'd like to welcome you all to BINGO-1!"

[applause]

"I've been in this for going on 30 years, and tonight is the debut of many of my students who I hope will carry on the Bingo tradition for many years to come. We have thrilling action, hard drama, and -hopefully- an entertaining night ahead of us.
I'd like to announce that the card posted on the billboards and fliers and on the websites- has changed. Contract disputes and... OTHER factors have limited our roster somewhat but I have called in some talent that I think you'll find FAR better than that which is unavailable. The network has assured me that their representative is on the way and that all will be sorted out prompt and with all due resolve.
So without further talk from me, I'd like to start things off right..."

[murmurs]

"-and that means COUNTDOWN!"

[cheers]

"-3! -2! -1!
BINGO-

-?!

[It's LRI! Stuart Robinson and VD Dod! The premiere tag team of the independent circuit has just crashed the BINGO-1 party!]

Stuart: "Booolllllllllooooocks!"

[boos]

"Bollocks to you, Bingo -you great git! If you think you can just expect to run in here and start things up without a match wi' the greatest team in the history of the world, you're about as balmy as I'd figured you'd be. I've waited my whole life to take a run at you an' I mean to. An' if you're scared to face me man te' man- make it a tag with you and one of your pets you 'ave back there, Bingo. You just make that match!"

[boos]

[Johnny Bingo take a moment and responds...]

BINGO:"I know you. I remember you from years ago, at my arcade- scrawny little bully you were and when I caught you tryin' to break into my change locker I turned you out, boy. An' it seems to me a rat you were and a rat you are and if it takes one more go to put you out. You 'ave it, boy. You 'ave it."

[cheers]

"I was going to take my top man to task in the main event, boy. -but now I think it's US that'll take YOU in the main event!"

[cheers]

STUART: "So it's a tag then, old man?"

BINGO: "Damn right, boy."

STUART: "Say it then, by your word- you take on LRI?"

BINGO: "The main event tonight is Me and my man TAX vs. LRI!"

[applause/cheers]

STUART: "-and no interference or involvement from ANYONE else in BINGO-1?"

BINGO: "None, boy. Not a one."

STUART: "I'm glad to hear that Johnny, and I know how much you NEED to be bound by your word. I know how much tha' MEANS to ye. An' I know you've never broken it, an' I know ye mean to keep it... me old son..."

[Stuart has an odd smirk on his face. Bingo is just about to tell him where to stick it, when-]



[JACK DOD! Former UWH champion! Current Spunk Pro champion! What is he doing here?!]
[supised cheers and boos]

[Jack takes a hard look at the wary Bingo.]

JACK: " As the song goes: 'Johnny, remember me?' Remember the guy you SCREWED out of a championship? -do you? It case you did forget- the answer is ME! -and right now you are looking at are the 3 current and offical members of L...R..I.."

[shock to both crowd and Bingo]

JACK: "-what? what does he mean? how can this be? you could do the easy thing and just take my word for it, johnny my fine old gentleman- or you could take the time to check the certified roster sent by the network itself. The network which you are bound to obey by terms of your contract- has listed LRI on page 3 of those in negotiations for TV contracts- and the names listed are Stuart Robinson, Victor Dod and JACK...Dod.

[crowd jeers at the lame tricks (and or plot device) and just because they (unsurprisingly) don't like Jack.]

JACK: "Apart form that- you did say- on camera and in front of all these people what the main event tonight would be.. and we all know about the LEGENDARY word of Johnny Bingo- I mean if you want to go and break tradition and your word and your contract you can..."

[Jack trails off as a commotion and a chant has started in the crowd to his left. A gradually louder "kick his ass Twin-ky, kick his ass!" and just a plain old "kick his ass!" chant a bit louder. E-wres superstar Twinky McClanahan is seen seated front row just as any other fan might be! He smiles and shakes his head at the encouragement of the fans to 'jump the rail' and step in. (Which would not be hard as BINGO HALL has no real 'rails' on the outside) Jack spots his most hated rival in the crowd and hops right off the ramp.]

JACK: "Well well well.... I am surprised to see YOU here...."

[Twinky stays in his seat while the fans around him have at Jack Dod verbally. ]

"-So... how's being a loser been treating you?"

[Twinky does his best to ignore him, looking away and smiling him off.]

"-I'm TALKING TO YOU!"

[Jack shoves the side of Twinky's head, rocking him into the fat guy sitting next to him. Twinky bolts right up and into Jacks face.]

"-Now that I have your ATTENTION. I want you OUT of this arena. I want you OUT of the county, and I want you out of the state! [from the crowd: "we're in England, arsehole!"] Don't think I don't know that you're her as insurance for Bingo..."

[Jack motions turns around towards the ring]

"-and don't thin that I'd let you go... without THIS!"

[Jack lunges right into Twinky sending them both backwards into the BINGO-1 fans! (mostly into the single fat guy next to Twinky. Oh how the snackfood did fly.) As Jack made his lunge Stuart and VD made a dash at BINGO and it was BINGO BEDLAM! LRI took it straight to Johnny Bingo first with a straight mugging- with VD tearing off his jacket, then holding him back for Stuart to pummel! Twinky and Jack Dod buffeted around in a clench, fists just pistoning each a the other!!!]



[BINGO-1 alumni TAX rushes out from the back, half dressed and with a folding chair. He scares Los Rudos Infernos off of Johnny Bingo, and by then BINGO-1 staff have separated Jack and Twinky and removed them from the crowd.
Twinky rolls into the ring as Jack Dod and LRI make their way around the rear exits, taunting Bingo and the fans.
Johnny Bingo grabs a mic and stands on the second turnbuckle in a fury.]

BINGO: "You think you're so smart, well you've got it, chummy! You'll face TAX an' me in the main event tonight!"

[Johnny climbs down the buckle and towards Twinky. Johnny Bingo holds out his hand. Twinky takes a moment to look at the crowd who about cheer their heads off before shaking his hand.]

BINGO: "-and with our partner TWINKY McLanahan!"

[The crowd erupts and Johnny Bingo rushes over halfway out of the ropes to scream..]

"IN A HIGHBURY DEATHMATCH!!!!!!"

[The crowd erupts again as Stuart and VD nod warily and Jack reacts with his usual aplomb.
And so the new main event is set as the ring area settles and clears for what promises to be one hell of a opening bout!]








[Our first match features two great competitors and two bitter rivals -all in the same match and all in the same two men! El Justiciero: Noble defender of law and order vs. Malo G a rudo that cares nothing for no-one!]

#1>El Justiciero vs Malo G

[The next match up features four of the tag team elite of BINGO-1. Dan Hanson and Bruiser Brady are looking to make their mark in BINGO-1 early! They had this to say earlier today:
(Brady and Hanson stand together in front of the BINGO-1 backdrop. Hanson stands wearing a cowboy hat and chaps with about a pound on black chaw in his cheek and dribbling out of his mouth.)

HANSON: "BINGO-1! BINGO-1! Tonight BINGO-1 you are going to see just how bad Dan Hanson can be! I'm gonna smash in faces! I'm gonna knock off heads and I'm gonna show the world how easy it really is! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"]

#2>Dan Hanson-Bruiser Brady vs. Motor Momota-Sonny Siguri

[The next match involves two of the more UNIQUE competitors in BINGO-1. The Crusher is a wrestler who looks back to the past hoping to pave the way for a better future, while Spaceship Yamato is OF THE FUTURE ITSELF. Can Crusher crash Spaceship Yamato? Or will Yamato prove that the future is now?]

#3>The Crusher vs Spaceship Yamato

[Immediately following the match, as Crusher and Yamato shake hands in a showing of mutual respect and admiration- SOMEONE JUMPS INTO THE RING! The man simply assaults both Crusher and Yamato dealing out some brutally hard kick and punch combinations, then dumping both wrestlers out of the ring! The crowd is shocked by this sudden turn and the sheer fierceness of the onslaught! The man jumps to the outside and grabs the announcers mic!

MAN: "What was that? what was that pathetic excuse for combat? Who would find that 'entertaining'? Who would do such a thing? [crowd boos] I ask you who and this is what you say to me? 'boo? boo?' You are all nothing!
My name -is Marko Crocop! I am SMART fighting world number one champion top fighter! You think it is some game in the ring? You think they are here to amuse you? You think I am here to amuse you? I am not here to amuse you! I am here to stop THIS [waves hand at the ring] from ever being seen AGAIN!"

[The crowd lets him really have it that time.

As Marko storms out of the arena the BINGOtron lights up. It shows a scrawny-ish man with sunglasses and a purple bandanna.

MAN: "Baby oh baby- the three letters that spell sweeeet relief are: P- P- P!! I'm here in the locker room scouting out just who gets the chance to take a chance and dance with the true true king of all romance- P- P- P... which is me- me- me!!"

[PPP pushes in the door to show a masked man sitting, taping up his hands. It is wrestling journeyman, former EFW star and veteran of many tournaments and federations: The Incredible Ohdie. PPP shoves in and looks around.]

PPP: "Hey there, Mr. Pink- I'm looking for a fella whose name starts with 'O' and ends with a 'Oh no, he's facing the man himself-P- P- P-!!"

[PPP points to himself with his thumbs as Ohdie sighs and stands up.]

OHDIE: "Look, I'm not in the mood for this, ok?"

[PPP darkens immediately, shockingly]

PPP: "Oh, you wanna shoot? OK -jerkoff!"

[PPP shoves Ohdie HARD. Ohdie reels back but keeps his feet and doesn't back down.]

PPP: "Here's how it's gonna be. I'm going to kick -your-ass. In fact, Not only am I going to kick your ass once... I'm going to do it TWICE. 2 out of 3 falls. 0 for you and 2 for P- P- P!!"

[Ohdie gets in PPP's face]

OHDIE: "Yeah? I guess we'll just have to see- see- see!"

[Ohdie shoves PPP and walks off. PPP wipes down his shirt and rubs his hands together.]

PPP: "Time to give THIS crowd a taste of the PIEMAN!"]


#4>PPP vs The Incredible Ohdie

[The BINGOtron flashes to life again and shows the BINGO backdrop once more. BINGO-1 lead interviewer Bob Dobs stands with two very nordic looking individuals.

DOBS: "Hello BINGO-1, this is Bob Dobs and I'm standing here with Hank and Cris -the Finnish tag team that tonight hopes to defeat the formidable team of Sam Bastard and Hock!"

[HÅNK shakes his head.]

HÅNK: "You do not know my name."

DOBS: "...Hank."

HÅNK: "No! Not Hank. HÅNK."

DOBS: "....Honke."

HÅNK: "HÅNK."

DOBS: "...Halnk."

HÅNK: "Move the lips when you say- HÅNK."

DOBS: "... Haenche."

HÅNK: "Stupid man. Cannot say HÅNK. So you cannot know HÅNK. -but now, now you SEE HÅNK."

[HÅNK looks into the camera.]

HÅNK: "You will ALL see HÅNK."

[crIs pipes up from behind him.]

crIs: "...and crIs!"

[HÅNK turns around to scowl at crIs before both of them head off. Bob Dobs shrugs.]

#5> Sam Bastard-Tommy Hock vs HÅNK-crIs

[The reputation of two of the most dangerous men in wrestling remains in tact -as crIs is helped to the back by BINGO-1 staff. (HÅNK having left for the back by himself almost before the match was over.)
The Intermission is announced and the crowd begins to mill about, checking out the merchandise booths and using the lavatories. 10 minutes into the intermission music blares over the BINGO Arena:




Two men make their way down the BINGO-1 ramp. One of smallish size in a stylish shirt and black pants, the other an absolute MOUNTAIN of a man in a singlet and a vest. They take their time getting down to the ring before the small one calls for a microphone. The music lowers in volume and eventually fades out.]

MAN: "Ladies and GENTLEMEN. BINGO-1 is proud to present to you, the greatest spectacle in the history of professional wrestling! THE most dynamic duo in known sporting HISTORY! And the future of BINGO-1... Stevie Cool and BIG BEN: EGO Incorporated."

[The crowd doesn't know what to make of things. Some keep milling about, others find their seats.]

COOL: "I can see that your eyes are not enough to convince you all, but how can you doubt? Look at this man."

[Stevie Cool motions towards Big Ben- who strikes a bit of a pose. At least as much as a 500 pound 7 foot tall man CAN.]

"Do you see, can't you see, that what is before you is less like a man and more akin to.. dare I say.. a god? I invite anyone in the crowd... anyone at all to step into this ring right now. Please, please step into the ring. Come and experience first-hand: BIG BEN. "

[A nondescript guy is picked and enters the ring. Cool asks him to attempt to pick Big Ben up. He can't. Cool asks him to try to move Big Ben. Push against him and make him step back. He can't. Cool asks the guy what his name is. The man says his name is Mike. Stevie Cool smiles and calls Mike a pussy, then tells him to get his weak filth out of the ring. Mike grabs Cool. Stevie yells 'Assault! I am assaulted!' Big Ben grabs Mike. Mike gets thrown down and Big Ben jumps on Mike crushing him with a giant splash. Mike doesn't move. Big Ben gets up as Stevie Cool laughs and jumps around.]

COOL: "BINGO-1 is hereby EGO inc. enforced! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[The music hits again and the two man corporation make their way out of the ring (as Mr. Mike is helped out by BINGO-1 staff, and given two free tickets and a BINGO-1 t-shirt. He was glad to get them.)]

#6>Bingo Battle Royale- Beenie-Fighter Hayabu-Mr.Pants-Randy

["The Critical Kid" Randy Scrimps lives up to his name, Mr. Pants and HeMano fell the wrath of the 'reich, and the Quest for one tournament has been made more... 'interesting'?

The BINGOtron flickers to life once more to show another two men one masked and in white, the other unmasked and black. The black man speaks first.

MAN: "Look JD, I know these thug nugguhs. I know what they can do, and I know that they are about as dirty as my filthy, filthy mama."

JD: "Wow. That's filthy, DF."

DF: "Don't I know it. (puts his arm around JD) Now... I know you're retarded in your own special way and all..."

JD: "Don't I know it..."

DF: "Yeah, but tonight I need you not to just... be yourself too much."

JD: "I can't take Louis with me, can I?"

DF: "... I know I don't want to know, but we're up next. -Who's Louis?"

[JD holds up a gigantic stuffed alligator.]

JD: "His friends call him Louis, but he was born Louise.(talking out of the side of his mouth) This is just between you and me, you know.. >wink wink< -and you didn't hear it from me. Ix-nay on the ansgender-tray."

DF: "..... you can't bring Louis." \

JD: "Fair enough."

DF: "You ready?"

JD: "I feel ready."

DF: "You look ready."

JD: "I'm ready!"

DF: "You feel strong?"

JD: "I feel strong." (puffs up)

DF: "You look.... good. You look good."

JD: "...." DF: " -Now lets get 'em!"

[JD runs out with a 'raaah!' DF walks behind him.]

#7>JD Delphin-DF Allen vs Raz and Duz Busch

[The BINGOtron flashes to life again this time to show Twinky McLanahan taping up his hands. He has not tights with him, as he was drafted on the spot- so shirtless with his black jeans is how he'll have to be for his match. Twinky bashes his hands together as he mentally prepares for what is proving to be a much more grueling night than watching his sister Jenny wrestle. Johnny Bingo enters the frame in full gear getting a big pop from the crowd.]

BINGO: "Twinky."

TWINKY: "Yeah, John?"

BINGO: "Thanks for what you're doing tonight."

TWINKY: "Don't mention it. I get to bash Dod heads and help out a friend."

BINGO: "This match might get real ugly, you know."

TWINKY: "What match can't?"

BINGO: "Still Highbury rules is a deathly deathmatch. There's a good chance the match won't even end.. just stop."

TWINKY: "....?"

BINGO: "The ring explodes, Twinky. The posts are full of explosive charge and the barbed wire ropes are electrified.... I haven't even cleared it with the fire department. This could get bad. I don't want anyone seriously hurt. (Bingo turns away) -and I don't want the crowd to feel... let down."

TWINKY: "-Well, I don't know about-"

BINGO: "I'm OLD, Twinky...."

TWINKY: ".....?!"

BINGO: "......I've talked it over with the ladies, their match will be for the BINGO Women's Championship. We'll give the audience that, at least- then give them the option to leave..."

TWINKY: ".....John, I-"

BINGO: (turns back to face Twinky) "Go wish Jenny luck, Twinky. I'll be fine, you just work on keeping yourself out of trouble."

[Johnny Bingo walks off leaving Twinky in stunned silence.]

#8>Jenny Mclanahan vs Tiger Girl 2

[Immediately after the womens title bout, BINGO-1 staff get to work around the arena. Brining out barriers for the crowd, dismantling the ropes, stringing up barbed wired and the small detonators between them. The announcement goes over the P.A. that the audience is advised to stay aware and stay clear of all proceedings at their own risk. The BINGO-1 ramp will be retracted and all audience members must be aware of the nearest exit in case of an emergency. As staff ready the ringposts and set the charges around the ring. The BINGOtron lights up again. Johnny Bingo, Twinky McLanahan and TAX stand ready for their match.]

BINGO: "Are we ready boys?"

[Twinky and TAX nod.]

BINGO: "Do me a favor and be careful out there, right?"

[Twinky and TAX nod again.]

BINGO: "Now...Let's get these sods off my show."

[Twinky and TAX smile as the follow Johnny Bingo to the ring.]

#9>The Main Event pt.1

[The arena is carnage. TAX and VD are just about blown out of the ring and land nearly unresponsive on the floor. The smoke is almost impossible to see through, let alone breathe. Stuart's face is a crimson mask and he staggers to the crowd swinging at anyone that gets near him, until he drops off and is carried away. Twinky is covered in blood and appears to have been blinded. Jack Dod had definitely thrown something into Twinky's face during the match, before the fireball hit him -igniting it. The smart money would be on something flammable and/or caustic. "It f'ing BURNS!"
The smoke begins to clear, but only just- Sandy Duncan(the referee- in her special riot gear and all) is apparently unconscious as well and is carried off on a sling.
The crowd gags and chokes and tries to make out what's happening in the smoky fog.
The staff turns on the ventilation system and that gets the smoke moving and dissipating.
.....JOHNNY BINGO IS STILL IN THE RING! He's staggering, but still in the ring and on his feet! We have a winner! We have Johnny BINGO on his feet in the ring! He is dazed but still walking!
...It's Jack Dod! On the outside, it's JACK DOD!
Jack Dod is on his feet and looking like hell. Jack tears his shirt off and picks up a -long pipe? He runs over to the far side of the ring where Johnny Bingo is trying to climb through the wire... HE CRACKS BINGO IN THE HEAD WITH THE PIPE!!
Johnny Bingo slumps into the barbed wire knocked loopy! Jack Dod is in the ring!
pt.2










[Holy MOSES! He's done it! He has DONE IT!
Johnny Bingo is down. Jack Dod is down and he is OUT.
The audience is on their feet! BINGO-1 staff flood into the ring! The fans are pushing their way to ringside! Jack Dod is being carried out of the ring as Johnny Bingo is being helped to his feet! The chant's of B-I-N-G-O!!! B-I-N-G-O!! -are almost deafening!!!
This is BINGO-1!!!!









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FP Memorial Conference!

BINGO-1 recently participated in a Pro wrestling showcase at a local HS fundraiser!

~Not a true start, but a start nonetheless!

The participants:
-He-Mano
-The Crusher
-Big Ben
-JD Delphin
-HÅNK
-PPP
-Spaceship Yamato
-Beenie the Bear

SPECIAL REF: JOHNNY BINGO!

BINGO-1: "Quest for ONE" ANNOUNCED!

BINGO-1: "Quest for ONE"

Announced today by TUF Network Executives:
-Johnny Bingo has signed a television deal with the network for an undetermined number of televised BINGO-1 Pro Wrestling shows.
-The First show will air during prime-time television hours and will be (to quote Mr. Bingo from the press conference): "-a showcase of true BINGO-1 action, excitement and only a taste of what's to come!"
-The shows will air from Bingo Hall in Manchester, UK and the Flick Center in Buffalo, USA

-The Announced Card-

El Justiciero vs. Malo G
J.D. Delphin/D.F. Allen vs. Raz and Duz Busch
The Crusher vs. Spaceship Yamato
Dan Hanson/Bruiser Brady vs. The Incredible Ohdie/LaRD
PPP/Hock vs. HÅNK/Crís
Sam Bastard vs. Big Bunyan
6-Man BINGO Battle Royale
Johnny Bingo vs. TAX

-More information to be available soon!