Quest for ONE Part 5

Q5: NEW FACES

PART 4 HERE!!

Welcome everyone to the latest installment of the ongoing saga that is the episodic progression of the pro wrestling entertainment federation BINGO-1!
Episode 5 begins BINGO BACKSTAGE with a full federational meeting. Johnny Bingo addresses the roster in full about the future of the federation.
Apparently BINGO-1 has been attacked from ALL SIDES in the past months: from television executives, venue promoters, even members of the roster itself(in the form of contract disputes and troubles with the law.)
To counteract the amounts of bad press, Johnny Bingo proposes a series of educational vignettes to show the fans that the few examples of illegal, unacceptable behavior are not what BINGO-1 is about.

BINGO: "So- any volunteers?"

[Everyone looks uninterested]

BINGO: "Oh, come on now- SOMEONE has to-"

VOICE: "Man, I'm all about that kinda skuzz! I'll be up on that!"

[Everyone turns to see 'Lil' Rip' Raz Busch pushing his way to the front of the room.]

RAZ: "Man, I been waiting for a chance on sumptin' like dis skuzz right here... Me an Duz we can teach the kids just how it goes! Right Duz?"

DUZ: (from the other side of the room) " You know he right when he talk that way. POETRY."

BINGO: "Right! Well, you can take a crew out and we'll need something for next show."

RAZ: "No problems. Raz and Duz can take it all on home, Bings. You just get dem emmys all spiced and shined!"

DUZ: (From the other side of the room) "Oh it's all on now. BELIEVEN."

Duz then proceeds to provide a beat.

[The rest of the roster looks confused and concerned ad Johnny Bingo pats Raz on the back and Raz busts a quick dance move.]


TO THE SHOW-

Live on Tape from Nowhere Wisconsin!

The first match begins with Dan Hanson in the ring he's out there with Bruiser Brady and he is pissed! Dan grabs the mic and calls out "the low down cowardly redskin" that won't face him man to man, to have a match "right here in this ring against Dan 'The Man' Hanson" right NOW!
After a few moments of anticipation and silence from the backstage Hanson begins to speak again- only to be cut off by:



The mystery Native American has been revealed and his name is No-Shoes!
He rushes at Dan Hanson like a Navajo comet! The match is intense with both competitors using their LARIAT skills to try to best the other. No Shoes had Hanson in his Deathlock submission hold, when Brady jumped up on the apron for the distraction! No Shoes eventually released the hold to get the refs head back into the match, but when he turned back around he ate a HUGE WESTERN LARIAT from Hanson. Hanson followed it up with a quick pin and a 3 count.
Hanson and Brady then took their time stomping No Shoes down before leaving the ring.



Next up is a tag team contest featuring:



The Fabulous Flying Llama Brothers!
Against the troubled BINGO-1 duo of HÅNK and CrIs. CrIs has been on the end of serious head trauma since the start of BINGO-1 and his behavior has become more and more erratic as the weeks have progressed. HÅNK of course, knows there's nothing wrong with CrIs, and still pushes him beyond all reasonable limits in their matches. Will the poor young CrIs finally drop off the deep end here tonight against the erratic, yet fun loving Llamas?
Let's here what the Llamas had to say in these pre-taped comments:

RANDOM INTERVIEW GUY: "The R.I.G. here: with Lorenzo, Bobby and Jr. Llama! Llamas, how do you feel about your chances tonight with Bobby and Jr. taking on the team of HÅNK and CrIs?"

LORENZO:(bobbing up and down, back and forth with the music in the background)"Llama will come to roost on the high tops of the sneakers! Only before the time of warning!"

BOBBY:(interjecting himself, bobbing up and down)"My penis is but a redundancy!"

Jr.: (jumping in front of everyone, screaming and shaking with the music) "VIVA CUIDADO LLAMAS!!!"

The Llamas dance away leaving R.I.G. to shrug and the camera- then ONTO the match!

The Llamas make their way out to the ring with great energy- followed by HÅNK and CrIs. CrIs seems to be in a very bad way and has great trouble focusing and keeping his balance, but HÅNK just keeps ordering him about. CrIs can barely stand, but he fights off the Llamas until HÅNK finally allows him to tag out. The Llamas rally with several unique double team maneuvers, putting HÅNK in trouble, but CrIs makes some last second saves to keep the match going. Eventually, CrIs takes a tumble to the outside and HÅNK almost loses the match via quick rollup while yelling at CrIs to get back onto the apron! Yet, Llama Jr. loses focus and HÅNK slams him down with his patented HÅNKenplex for the 3!

After the match the Llamas dance their way back, while HÅNK drags CrIs back into the ring and humiliates him both verbally and physically. HÅNK screams at CrIs: "YOU WILL NEVER BE HÅNK! You will be NOTHING!" and leaves him in the center of the ring.
Eventually, CrIs staggers to the backstage area... Alone.




Next up, Spaceship Yamato takes on The Crusher in a rematch from their previous draw on the BINGO-1 debut spectacular. The mysterious Yamato and his motives remain a mystery here in BINGO-1 (thanks mostly to the language barrier) yet his drive to succeed is without question.
The Crusher, as an outspoken promoter of 'old time wrasslin' and it's like has proven a great challenge for the smaller Yamato- Can Yamato rise to victory in this best of 3 falls matchup? -or will the Crusher crash Spaceship yet again?



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It appears, Spacehip Yamato has once again fallen short in singles competition! The crusher makes his way to the BINGO backstage, slapping the fans hands and posing- leaving Yamato visibly disappointed with the very close loss.
However, I would think an out of nowhere CRUSHER CRUSHER would put down almost any opponent... Spaceship Yamato, visibly distraught in the ring--

--THE ARENA GOES DARK!



The BINGOTRON lights up with static and massively distorted images.

-What is this?

-What does it all mean?

Spaceship Yamato stands in the ring TRANSFIXED by the screen, first in complete shock and surprise, then in blank hollow eyed nothingness!

The distortions continue for maybe a minute, then suddenly cease as the lights return to normal.

As they do, Spaceship Yamato drops to the canvas as if he were a puppet whose strings had just been cut!!

What is going on here?

A few BINGO-1 officials make there way out and take Yamato away from ringside as the BINGOTRON lights up once more!



No mysterious images this time, only BINGO-HAND-CAM action backstage!


Johnny Bingo, DESTROYER and TAX are seen backstage planning for their main event matchup of the night!

BINGO: "Right, so it's us versus Stuart Robinson, VD Dod and PPP here tonight. This is a match where we can't afford to make any mistakes. I've got Robinson and Dod to agree to a LOSER LEAVES BINGO-1 stipulation! It'll be Stuart and VD at jeopardy- along with you two lads."

(DESTROYER stands, arms crossed stone faced, while TAX looks shocked)

"I know we can take it to them, so DESTROYER- I need to know that you'll look out for TAX- he's the youngest and the weak link. We need this one, boys. I want Los Rudos Infernos out of my fed. I have faith in you both."

(Johnny Bingo pats TAX on the shoulder and walks off to discuss things with DESTROYER in private. TAX looks back at them with an unreadable expression, before walking off on his own. Only to bump into the staggering CrIs- who reels off clutching his head and off-balance. CrIs staggers down the hallway and pushes his way into a dark lavatory. The door swings shut behind him to show that it is the legended LAVATORY 13!)


The BINGOTRON suddenly switches to the images and music of EGO inc.!



Stevie Cool and Big Ben make their way out to the ring once again, for yet another demonstration of dominance. By now the BINGO-1 fans are sure that they are not EGO fans and they really give it to Cool and Big Ben as they make their way down the BINGO RAMP.

Stevie Cool quiets them down and begins his little tirade.

Basically, Big Ben is simply the greatest living athlete alive today. He is as of the gods of old, the last true living TITAN.
-and as such is simply not a giant powerful force but a pure living conditioning MACHINE. The crowd simply doesn't believe it... to look at the alleged 500 lbs. of Big Ben, cross training would not be the natural fame claim.
Cool says he can prove it and in "THIS VERY RING" Big Ben will do 150 sit-ups
"IN RECORD TIME"!
Ben seems as bewildered as the crowd, but nevertheless lays down and begins, Stevie Cool spotting him and counting them off.
Apparently, a little slower than record time, since ONE takes Ben about 20 seconds to achieve.

Stevie keeps yelling Big Ben on as the crowd sits back for a long wait.



As Stevie and Ben continue their efforts in the ring the arena lights darken and the BINGOTRON flashes to life!
It's another look into the BINGO BACKSTAGE, this time into the darkened LAVATORY 13 and it's mysteries.

Many wrestlers have wandered into this mysterious room somehow found in every venue in the world and have left CHANGED. CrIs being in this less than peak condition may be in danger! CrIs staggers to the long countertop with the wide mirror, clutching his head and in pain-


Suddenly:


A vision appears on the MIRROR BEHIND HIM!

A blurred and misty vision of an unknown WARRIOR.

He speaks to CrIs, and CrIs stands as TRANSFIXED as Spaceship Yamato had previously.

CrIs struggles to keep his voice, keep control, but for everything he says- the image in the mirror SCREAMS INTO HIS MIND!

IMAGE: "BE THE WARRIOR YOU SAY YOU ARE-"

CrIs: "...yes"

IMAGE: "WALK WITH ME... TO THE EDGE..."

CrIs: "....yes"

IMAGE: "LOOK INTO NOTHINGNESS!
LOOK BEYOND YOUR FEARS,
AS YOU TAKE THAT STEP...
AND MAKE THE SACRIFICE...
SO THAT THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR....


...SHALL LIVE."

(CrIs seems to sway in and out as the visions swirl into a black hole, until finally he is left alone in the drakness. the only thing that can be seen is the barest outline of his features... the only thing that can be heard is his voice, slowly rising in volume.)

CrIs: "Yessss... yyyyeeesssss! (snarrrrrt) YEEESSSSSSSSS!!"

Suddenly, the mirror SHATTERS and the BINGOTRON BLINKS OUT! the Arena light go back up to full and focus shifts back to the ring where Big Ben has just made it to 6 sit-ups out of 150....

Stevie Cool is still barking encouragement when:



The BINGOTRON FLASHES AGAIN!

This time, a symbol swirls INTO view- Stevie Cool and Big Ben go over to stare at the BINGOTRON- when the music kicks into HIGH GEAR and CrIs BOLTS out from backstage and down the BINGO RAMP!
His face is covered in paint and his clothing is torn and he is A MAN POSESSED!
CrIs rushes into the ring and begins to brutally shake the ropes and tear around like a madman! The crowd is just eating it up as Stevie Cool and Ben don't know what to make of it.
Stevie rushes over and puts a hand on him only to me knocked away and clotheslined down!
Ben walks over and clubs CrIs a few times on the back but CrIs feels NO PAIN! His head just bobs up and down as he absorbs the blows! Ben throws him off the ropes, CrIs ducks a clothesline from Ben, rebound and catches Big Ben with a flying shoulderblock!
Ben is sent off- balance and against the opposite ropes- Ben slumps on them and becomes entangled in the ropes!
CrIs pounds his chest and reaches for the sky, only to have Stevie Cool attack him from behind!
CrIs absorbs the blows and PRESSES STEVIE COOL OVER HIS HEAD!!!
Big Ben had finally managed to get untangled from the ropes and slid to the outside, only to catch his flying manager as CrIs sent him over the ropes!
Big Ben and Stevie Cool back away dumbfounded as the crowd absolutely goes nuts!! CrIs barrels around the ring, and grabs a mic!
He points over to the retreating EGO inc.!!!

CrIs: "You have felt the power, and you will feel the rage! this is only the beginning Stevie Cool and Big Ben, you and others are soon to be aware. No longer will BINGO-1 be subject to the whims of fevered egos- for now BINGO-1 is the highest mountain that is to be climbed by - THE ULTIMATE CRISTOFAH >SNNNNAAAAARRRRRRRRR!< "

Big Ben and Stevie Cool leave confused as THE ULTIMATE CRISTOFAH rushes around the ring once more and back to the BINGO BACKSTAGE.



Next up, Jenny McLanahan defends her BINGO WOMENS TITLE against the newcomer: "JUL"



[SPOILER BREAK]








Wow, Jenny McLanahan shows DOMINANCE against her larger opponent and shows that she is a FORCE. JUL and all of her apparent dark magics ahd little effect as Jenny just ended up punishing her to the point of a possible serious injury.

Several fans were reported to say they heard a definite SNAP before the end of the match.



Next up is the MAIN EVENT:

Predictably: LRI and PPP make their way to the ring to a chorus of BOOS while Johnny Bingo, DESTROYER and TAX make their way down to a very nice round of cheering.
Again, predictably the match starts off slowly with both sides playing off the crowd and neither one wanting to rush into a fast paced match where a critical mistake might happen.

Each competitor was giving 150% in this one with a true back and forth 6-man contest. Eventually, it seemed like Johnny Bingo was getting an advantage over Stuart about a half hour into the match. Stuart was disoriented in the middle of the ring and Bingo signaled the crowd that a BINGO BOMBAH was on it's way! Bingo rebounded off the ropes but was BLINDSIDED BY TAX!

TAX JUST DRILLED HIS MENTOR WITH A ROUGH TACKLE!

PPP and VD work over DESTROYER on the outside as TAX and Stuart assault Johnny Bingo on the inside! What is going on!?

TAX is screaming in BINGO's face! Slapping him, and yelling about how Bingo has done nothing but hold him down! Nothing but take him for granted!

TAX yanked Bingo to his feet and Stuart rebounded back for a BOMBAH of his own! Stuart rushes at Bingo, but Bingo ducks out of the way so that TAX takes the LARIAT, then spins down and around- rolling up the temporarily startled Stuart!

1---2--3333333!!!!!!!!

BINGO HAS PULLED ANOTHER ONE OUT, DIRECTLY FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT! THIS MEANS THE L.R.I is BANNED FROM BINGO-1 FOR A PRESET PERIOD OF TIME!

-but that means little right now as Robinson, VD Dod, PPP, AND TAX just take out ALL of their frustrations out on the spent Johnny Bingo and the overwhelmed DESTROYER!!!!
-but WHAT?! -a fan has jumped the barrier!

This is not good, he'll be pounded to a pulp by these pros!
The fan slides in behind PP and pulls him around to face him, then clubs him with a huge ham of a fist!
PPP reels away!
VD Dod rushes on his and gets another ham-sized fist in his face that sends him wobbling away!
TAX clubs at him with a fist of his own sending the unknown newcomer back, but not down- the two just tussle and trade blows! Stuart made his way over to aid the back-stabbing TAX, only DESTROYER held onto his leg.
TAX made a huge lunge at the mystery man, only to tumble himself to the outside! Johnny Bingo had finally made it to his feet- and a 3 on one attack NOT in his favor prompted a hasty retreat from Stuart Robinson.
The four men gathered on the ramp way, angered and confused- with fans jeering them and throwing their rubbish at them.
A few of the braver ones waved 'bye-bye' to Staurt and VD. The group made their way back shouting all the swears they could think of while Bingo and DESTROYER pointed to the door and argued back.
Bingo looked to the crowd and shook the hand of his unknown rescuer, raising his hand and pointing so that the crowd would give him a portion of the BINGO-love.

This episode of BINGO-1 has been near to pure madness!
L.R.I. has been BANNED and the BINGO-1 landscape has CHANGED drastically!
Who are all these new faces?
Why are they here?
What will the future bring us- when the BINGO BATTLE CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE ON THE LINE as the QUEST FOR ONE winds to it's conclusion?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

THIS IS BINGO-1!!!